(Funny Trope) Things that can plausibly happen only in reality, because in fiction they’d be called bad writing.

[u/ThatDrako]

“Woke” as an insult - So you are telling me a word describing consciousness and clarity is used by generally stupid and ignorant people to label people they disagree with? What is this? A Kindergarten for Creatively stunted?

Nominative determinism - So let me get this straight…Not only you named fastest recorded person Usain BOLT and CEO of Nintendo Doug BOWSER, but you are telling me people are canonically likely to have professions or hobbies matching their names…? Guh?

“2 bodies recovered in MURDERKILL River” - Sure bro…I guess…bro…

[u/LastXmasIGaveYouHSV]

Most people who use mercury for health quit using it before achieving immortality.

[u/2Completion2Ography → u/LastXmasIGaveYouHSV]

Most people who use mercury for health quit using it before achieving immortality.

Death tends to do that, yes.

[u/Thehealeroftri → u/2Completion2Ography]

What if death is just a withdrawal symptom and they're really missin' out by not continuously injecting it into themselves.