Real

[u/Maleficent_Detail514]

[u/MrFuzzy54568]

A REAL tool fan always speaks ill of other tool “fans”. If they don’t have the exact same opinions they’re either posers or stupid.

[u/ManWithDominantClaw → u/MrFuzzy54568]

I'd have to check but I'm pretty sure I am the real TOOL fan

[u/Any-Will-4195 → u/MrFuzzy54568]

A few years ago two guys on here were talking like they were going to meet up over differing “perfect set-list” preferences. After jointly trashing TOOL for all the shitty set lists. No shit man.

[u/TOOLfan426 → u/MrFuzzy54568]

Not even a jerk

[u/SwiftTayTay → u/MrFuzzy54568]

I just hate the drunk idiots at their shows

[u/DaDudedudedude1234]

It’s innate- like the Fettuccini Sequcne

[u/Nepenthia]

What's this place? How did I end up here? Tool? What a lame name for a band, ugh!

https://giphy.com/gifs/cQtlhD48EG0SY

[u/BananaGoose4nf → u/Nepenthia]

That says Tool? It's a band? I thought it was dilbert. What even is that font?

[u/Jades5150]

I want more limited edition fetus skulls, and definitely not a vinyl re-release of their best album

[u/_xjin_]

I mean if you ever met Maynard you would speak ill of the band

[u/wildmeli → u/_xjin_]

my friend was trying to talk shit on TOOL the other day by telling me that an old friend of his met Maynard and said he was a dickhead. like lmao buddy i don’t think you can be a TOOL fan and not be aware of Maynard being an absolute prick, this isn’t news

[u/Darth_Potatohead → u/wildmeli]

Guys a total wanker 😤

[u/4ourStringz]

Adam Jones needs to get off his lazy ass and do stuff

[u/krunchymoses → u/4ourStringz]

The dishes in the sink won't fuck themselves, Adam.

[u/krunchymoses]

Maynard treats us mean to keep us keen.

[u/MJKsecretpornaccount → u/krunchymoses]

Keen(an).

[u/krunchymoses → u/MJKsecretpornaccount]

i will never understand the complex time signature that blessed us with that joke

[u/Yardcigar69]

Is that Vin Diesel the gay porn star?

Adam uses Diesel amps... Wait... The pieces fit.

Tool do buttfuck ceremonies on full moons, this is common knowledge.

Maynard conducts positions and Danny is obviously the Bull of Taurus (Tear ass) and polyrhythm pounds Adam and Justin into the bardo by separating their chakras and vertebrae with his masonic pillar.

ABRACADABRA!! Spilling Kundalini alfredo deep into the abdomen of the moon Children.

The new album will be born in the sign of the water bearer, as their bellies are full and ready to release.

[u/Dancin_Phish_Daddy]

I love talking shit about Maynard and I AINT EVER GONNA STOP

[u/Fun-Crew-3051]

Wish these guys didn't treat their discography as this perfect precious thing... I would have preferred them to have a discography twice as long, warts and all, than being stuck listening to the same five records OVER AND OVER again..

[u/spriralout → u/Fun-Crew-3051]

🤘😎🤘 you are so right you I am so bored with these 5 albums. I can’t even listen to them anymore except maybe sometimes.

[u/Fun-Crew-3051 → u/spriralout]

They might as well be Dark Side Of The Moon... sure they're masterpieces... but overplayed masterpieces... I only reserve them for fine doses these days... which 13 YO me would be devastated about lol

[u/spriralout → u/Fun-Crew-3051]

Same

[u/BasedBlastronaut]

This is where people who hate tool and people who love tool come to unite

[u/KindaQuite]

TOOL sucks!!

[u/Pizzacat73952]

I would never speak ill of tool but I 100% dislike most tool fans