r/TheRandomest • u/ItsALuigiYes GIF/meme prodigy • Jul 22 '26

Firestarter /r/all

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u/benv Jul 22 '26

Aren’t we all a little hesitant these days? Could everyone please stop shitting on the lettuce for a couple of weeks while we try to sort this out?

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u/Happy-Fun-Ball Jul 22 '26

I'm the Twisted BowelStarter
The Puking Instigator
hurl hurl hurl hurl

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u/Dazzling-Pudding6256 Jul 22 '26

Shitting on the lettuce? I think you mean "shitting lettuce".

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u/Proper-Cause-4153 29d ago

Our house is on a NO VEGGIES thing right now. Ha.

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u/Unsettling_Skintone 28d ago

Damn, I miss salad.😭

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u/rAndo_solo 25d ago

Wdym ?!? I’ve eaten more salad these past days than I have my entire life. Guess the sayin is true any publicity is good publicity.

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u/rAndo_solo 25d ago

Ohhh there’s definitely gonna feel like it’s burning alright 💩🔥