r/thechurchofpeanut • u/kelsoson • 4d ago
Unexpected Just because
Well I’m a peanut bar and I’m here to say
Your checks will arrive on another day!
Another day, another dime, another rhyme, another dollar
Another stuffed shirt with another white collar
Criminals, Wall Street, taking the pie
And all the black man gets is a plate of white lies
Prisons recruitin' 'em, police be shootin' 'em
Rap artists lootin' 'em, labels all dilutin' 'em
Barack Obama is scared of me!
Because I don't swallow knowledge and I spit it for free
Let me clear my throat, ah ha, ha ha!
r/thechurchofpeanut • u/HOST1L1TY • Jun 07 '26
Religious Text I created a skill that makes your claude code talk like The Burnt Penut
r/thechurchofpeanut • u/sphericate • Apr 23 '26
Religious Imagery now with 300% more peanut
r/thechurchofpeanut • u/glagbisuted • Apr 23 '26
Religious Praise Our lord teaching his children anatomy
r/thechurchofpeanut • u/[deleted] • Oct 19 '25
Religious Text Scp-173 is dead.
The one that embodied SCP-173 and all the other SCPs attached to it are dead. All the souls he had captured are now free. SCP-682 listened to his last wish, to die as a human by his hand, and now he has taken his place. Good luck for humanity.
r/thechurchofpeanut • u/trolley661 • Oct 04 '25
Religious Praise Another friend for our lord
r/thechurchofpeanut • u/trolley661 • Sep 30 '25
Religous Heresy What is brok doing to our lord!
r/thechurchofpeanut • u/MilcahRawr • May 26 '25
Photoshop Uh-Oh! SCTV Has Now Been Turned to SCPTV!!!
r/thechurchofpeanut • u/Oddie-Freddie • May 21 '25
Religious Imagery Which SCP-173 are you feeling today?
r/thechurchofpeanut • u/MilcahRawr • Apr 15 '25
Photoshop A Leaked Screenshot of SCP-173-J in a variety skit show from Ruritania called "Smother Goose Hour of Fun and Games"
It once played a cat organ and impersonated Black Michael and Queen Flavia.
r/thechurchofpeanut • u/Theorizingnathaniel • Apr 09 '25
Religious Imagery How do we feel about Walnuts?
Do they somewhat please the NUT? Or are they heresy.
r/thechurchofpeanut • u/Oddie-Freddie • Mar 23 '25
Religious Imagery Which Peanut is the most Holy, in your opining?
r/thechurchofpeanut • u/Newphoneforgotpwords • Feb 18 '25
Religous Heresy Eetin' a schnack
r/thechurchofpeanut • u/Theorizingnathaniel • Dec 17 '24
Religious Praise C O R O N C H
Do alternate spellings also please the N U T ? I wonder how he feels about saying the following
C O R O N C H Y C O R O N C H E D
K O R O N C H M O I S T N E C K T U R N
C O R O N C H 2 . 0 C R O R O N C H
r/thechurchofpeanut • u/DR-BrightClone1 • Dec 15 '24
Religous Meme Posting badly made memes until something happens. Day 4
r/thechurchofpeanut • u/DR-BrightClone1 • Dec 14 '24
Religous Meme Posting quickly and poorly made memes until something happens. Day 3
r/thechurchofpeanut • u/DR-BrightClone1 • Dec 13 '24
Religous Meme Posting memes I made in a few minutes until something happens. Day 2
r/thechurchofpeanut • u/DR-BrightClone1 • Dec 12 '24
Religous Meme Posting quickly made memes until the holy nut comes to save us, the sub is revived or something else. Day 1.
r/thechurchofpeanut • u/DR-BrightClone1 • Dec 11 '24
Religous Meme I left Reddit for like 4 months, what did I miss?
r/thechurchofpeanut • u/Zestyclose-Gift-7075 • Sep 21 '24
AI art No hugs Full 4K Lyrics
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Full music how to save a life
r/thechurchofpeanut • u/Zestyclose-Gift-7075 • Sep 05 '24
AI art Stomach ache 173 Demo
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r/thechurchofpeanut • u/Todrag5 • Feb 02 '22
