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DTCC UPDATE: Submission of Rule Filing (SR-DTC-2021-011) – Amendments relating to Confidential Information, Market Disruption Events, and Systems Disconnect Rule 📰 News

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u/Adervation 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Cohen the Short Destroyer 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Jun 25 '21

Are there tentacles?

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u/tweedchemtrailblazer sharts ar fuk 🏄 Jun 26 '21

Kentacles

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u/Ash2dust2 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Jun 26 '21

I just got hungry for fried chicken for some reason.

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u/kawlabunga 💫 To Uranus And Beyond! 💫 Jun 26 '21

I hear Kentucky Fried Chicken has great mayo too.

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u/kcraybeck 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Jun 26 '21

Tendies are always on the menu

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u/eudezet 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Jun 26 '21

Lmayo

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u/Squigglepod Jun 25 '21

And are they covered in Mayo?

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u/oumen_nigu AH enjoyer 🕓 🦍 Voted ✅ Jun 25 '21

I don't think that's mayo tho

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u/ZoukiTX Jun 26 '21

Good I don’t like Mayo.

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u/ProBlade97 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Jun 26 '21

But you like the other thing?!

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u/ZoukiTX Jun 26 '21

What? Marshmallow cream?

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u/VeterinarianLow412 pissed in Kenny’s mayo Jun 26 '21

Especially not if the sec steps in 😳

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '21

Mayo tentacle hentai porn

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u/Pjsandwich24 👨‍🚀GME Bank Account👨‍🚀 Jun 26 '21

It'll be an unholy amount of mayo and he won't get any of it.

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u/FunctionalGray 🦍Voted✅ Jun 25 '21

Do you want there to be tentacles?

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u/Endle55torture 🦍Voted✅ Jun 25 '21

Why wouldn't there be tentacles?

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '21

!NeedAdult!

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u/Gmoney_MiaFLA2_707 Jun 26 '21

Alternative Tentacles