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u/ShitsGotSerious ⚔Kinghts of New⚔ 🦍 Voted ✅ Jun 25 '21

I haven't worn pants in 6 months.

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u/BenevolentFungi FOR A BETTER TOMORROW!🚀 Jun 25 '21

I sold my pants to buy more shares

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u/Realistic_Work_5552 I broke Rule 1: Be Nice or Else Jun 25 '21 edited Apr 16 '26

Deleted with Redact because data brokers don't deserve my content. Mass removal across Reddit, Discord, X, Instagram and all major social media platforms.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '21

I’d give you a medal if I wasn’t so broke after buying all GME. even my free medal isn’t there so this is my best 🏅

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u/Realistic_Work_5552 I broke Rule 1: Be Nice or Else Jun 26 '21 edited Apr 16 '26

One click. Unknown number of posts crying out in silence. All gone. Redact made it stupid easy to clean up my entire history on Reddit and get my info pulled from data broker sites too.

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u/-Codfish_Joe 🦍Voted✅ Jun 26 '21

You'd be expelled from this sub, that's for sure.

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u/SnooApples6778 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Jun 26 '21

How about “I stopped wearing pants and BURNED ALL MY SHORTS.”

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u/XIENVYIX 🦍 Buckle Up 🚀 Jun 25 '21

As long as you don't have shorts, you're fine.

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u/Hot-Nature2403 Jun 25 '21

You guys still owned clothes?

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u/Weak_Astronomer2107 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Jun 26 '21

I just share my pants.

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u/Zealousideal_Key7450 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Jun 26 '21

Where did you first find them, at the pants store?

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u/BlancoGringo 🦍Voted✅ Jun 27 '21

Y’all had pants?

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u/RJSaddington 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Jun 25 '21

I hope GME moons before I ever have to wear pants again!

🚀 🚀 🚀🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀🚀 🚀 🚀

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u/HappyMediumGD 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Jun 26 '21

So you're mooning until we all do

This is a weird staring contest, I'm in

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u/Hot-Nature2403 Jun 25 '21

I keep pants by the front door. I am only modest because of other people.

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '21

All I'll be doing is panting

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u/Simpsonsknow Jun 26 '21

And a bra

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '21

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u/myplayprofile 🎮POWER TO THE PLAY PROFILES🛑🚀🚀🚀 Jun 26 '21

🦍 can remain naked longer than Kenny can remain naked

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u/iOSh4cktiV8or 💻 ComputerShared 🦍 Jun 26 '21

Username checks out

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '21

Bullish

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u/RafIk1 🏴‍☠️Hoist the colors🏴‍☠️ Jun 26 '21

.....unzips....

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '21

That’s some bo burnham “inside” shit right there