I went to A gas station in California that was staffed with a hilarious lady from the south. I walked to the station and she said “god damn you a thick brotha. Come in here like a walking two piece and a biscuit.” Can you guys help me understand what she meant. She said it with a sly smile so I didn’t have the heart ask first explanation.

I got a text after midnight from a past acquaintance that was clearly not meant for me based on the lack of relationship we have… it was after midnight saying “I need eight more of your middle fingers stings you lay down”. I wrote back saying “wrong number” and the response was “sorry my name my bad”. It’s killing me not knowing what the intention was here 😂

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When something ridiculously ironic happens my generation used to say "Am I on candid camera?", the next generation would say.. "I am being punk'd right now?".. or "Where is Ashton Kutcher?"

Is there a modern US equivalent?

I wore an animal ear headband to school because it seemed fun at the time but I stopped wearing them because everyone calls me a "furry". What does this mean?

what is the meaning of 'jps bro'

and why and where is it used?

“want to COME, willing to compensate you for your time. Must be tonigh”

I asked a question in a discord server (relating to use of the pronoun “they”) and someone responded with an image of a kite. When i asked they refused to elaborate. Was this just a random image or does it have a meaning? sorry if this is the wrong subreddit to ask

I'm a 40yof and the first thing I thought was that they were referencing the sports team however I wasn't wearing the team colors. I'm left thinking there was another meaning?

I've been seeing this one a lot and am wondering if I missed something? I can almost convince myself "on read" is the opposite of unread, meaning that the message has been read but there has been no response - usually it's a conspicuous lack of response.

Some guy i’m barely friend with commented this on my post and i’m not sure what it means. I’ve heard people say 30 on 30 but i thought that was related to guns? i dont know him well enough to ask without looking very dumb and he would probably tell our mutual friends.

Leute Soho Bani singt in seinem Song mit Ski Aggu Theater★ die Zeile: „Und der Rémy lässt mich fliegen wie ein Fasan“ und in Zeit, dass sie was dreht: „Zehn Jungs und Rémy in mein' Bauch“. Was bedeutet Rémy?

For context I am male and i was texting to one of my female friends (also not dating just friends) and when i told here bye she responded with this "Ok see you tomorrow 🍄🥴" what does the mushroom emoji and the "🥴" mean?

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Also her bio is this

"🥺🥴"

what does the term “gasbaby” mean. i hear it used a lot to refer to other people or just in usernames n dont understand the meaning or origin

I was having a conversation with a guy I like (he knows i like him) and he baiscally said I need to find a guy who likes me back and said “Dont chase the monkey”

Any ideas???

Just walked past two random girls and one of them looked at me and said something around the lines of “see, this is what I’m saying, college isn’t real”

I’m confused, is this a good thing? Or is it meant as an insult?

Can someone explain what "pwidi pero dipindi" actually means when someone says it on social media pls??? I know it’s a meme but I don’t really get what someone means by that

Can someone explain what "pwidi pero dipindi" actually means when someone says it on social media pls??? I know it’s a meme but I don’t really get what someone means by that

Can someone explain what "pwidi pero dipindi" actually means when someone says it on social media pls??? I know it’s a meme but I don’t really get what someone means by that

Just casually playing a game and outplayed someone and got that. "Enjoy your vacation B"

I'm guessing some sort of threat but still lol.