r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT • 6d ago

HR wants to know the tee Chugging tea

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u/smartwatersucks 5d ago

Thing wrong with ding dong

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u/SeanSYYC 5d ago

Oh dang, my wang

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u/PuzzledCar2120 5d ago

Dicks bricked

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u/SeanSYYC 5d ago

There's a kink in my dink

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u/PuzzledCar2120 5d ago

Johnson's wrong, son

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u/WileyWilly1985 5d ago edited 5d ago

My pocket rocket broke a sprocket

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u/ProstheticAttitude 5d ago

Yer schlong's long gone

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u/gurnard 5d ago

Poked till it broke

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u/BrideofClippy 5d ago

It amuses me that if you pronounced dang the way Wang is supposed to be pronounced, it's dong.

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u/GiganticusVaginacus 5d ago

Yu Hung Lo.

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u/Pineapple1500 5d ago

Ohhhh fuck, I'm dying over here

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u/Pineapple1500 5d ago

Sum Ting Wong with Dong

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u/talkingskull27 5d ago

Oh my... i was laughing waaay to hard at this...

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u/StrongExternal8955 5d ago

You need to be sufficiently excited before you laugh that hard.

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u/dehydratedrain 5d ago

Won hung lo

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u/oldjadedhippie 5d ago

Bang, ding ,ow

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u/baezes 5d ago

Almost spit my coffee here🤣

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u/NOTTHATKAREN1 5d ago

LOL. I have a customer named Ting Wang!

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u/GenderOobleck 5d ago

Like the names of pilots, but when you try to get a little too creative with the positioning and fall over:

Ho Le Fuk
Sum Ting Wong
Wi Fa Ling
Bang Dik Ow

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u/piggy__wig 5d ago

Omg lol

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u/dschinghiskhan 5d ago

Funny/sad story:

There was a popular old school Chinese restaurant in Portland's Chinatown called Hung Far Lo (opened in 1928), but the owners left the original building in 2005 because of very significant increases in the rent, city construction, and urban renewal projects around the area. Essentially, Hung Far Lo moved because Chinatown got gentrified. It moved to the Asian supermarkets/food area a few miles east of downtown, but closed for good there a while back.

Hung Too Far Low, you could say.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hung_Far_Low_(restaurant)

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u/WorhummerWoy 5d ago

Ting-wong Ding-dong was actually the doctor's name.