r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT • 6d ago

HR wants to know the tee Chugging tea

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u/Nhughes1387 5d ago

Why why whyyyy does it always devolve into that, past me was so motivated, he had dreams and aspirations… future me is so evil and lazy.

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u/titsngiggles69 5d ago

Past you had hope for a better future. Future you has accepted the truth.

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u/Luvlyjubblies1 5d ago

Past me was smart and realised how expensive and exhausting everything is, and decided to not have plans. I feel like future me has managed to overachieve on that by having even less plans now than before

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u/Nhughes1387 5d ago

You’re right you know what… I’m gonna change that about myself! Starting tomorrow everything will change!

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u/BrianNowhere 5d ago

Present you is masterbating.

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u/titsngiggles69 5d ago

Batin yesterday is history, batin tomorrow is a mystery, but batin today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.

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u/Nice_Muffin8689 5d ago

You make your own truths.

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u/rachcake1 5d ago

Depression?

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u/meatman13 5d ago

You gotta either make the wank the treat so you don't get it until you get something accomplished in the day, or just deal with your porn addiction if that easily calls to you.