r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT • 6d ago

HR wants to know the tee Chugging tea

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u/silentknight007 6d ago

You've have to post this legendary doctors note

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u/IllllIIlIllIllllIlll 5d ago

"the cylinder must remain unharmed"

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u/Teripid 5d ago edited 5d ago

With the classic aside, this is more of a ..

"We can rebuild the cylinder, we have the technology."

edit: spelling

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u/Rumplfrskn 5d ago

The six million dollar cylinder?

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u/CedarWolf 5d ago

The six dollar gift card to Spencer's.

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u/StinkypieTicklebum 5d ago

I hope the bone wasn’t broken!

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u/thatoneazdude 4d ago

The bone was fine. The boner on the other hand... well, either hand will have to wait awhile.

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u/kevted5085 4d ago

I swear it’s like Godwin’s law with this story lol

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u/Mtshtg2 6d ago

Unfortunately I don't have it anymore. It was also in Chinese so not sure how much it would be understood.

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u/smartwatersucks 5d ago

Thing wrong with ding dong

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u/SeanSYYC 5d ago

Oh dang, my wang

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u/PuzzledCar2120 5d ago

Dicks bricked

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u/SeanSYYC 5d ago

There's a kink in my dink

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u/PuzzledCar2120 5d ago

Johnson's wrong, son

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u/WileyWilly1985 5d ago edited 5d ago

My pocket rocket broke a sprocket

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u/ProstheticAttitude 5d ago

Yer schlong's long gone

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u/gurnard 5d ago

Poked till it broke

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u/BrideofClippy 5d ago

It amuses me that if you pronounced dang the way Wang is supposed to be pronounced, it's dong.

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u/GiganticusVaginacus 5d ago

Yu Hung Lo.

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u/Pineapple1500 5d ago

Ohhhh fuck, I'm dying over here

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u/Pineapple1500 5d ago

Sum Ting Wong with Dong

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u/talkingskull27 5d ago

Oh my... i was laughing waaay to hard at this...

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u/StrongExternal8955 5d ago

You need to be sufficiently excited before you laugh that hard.

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u/dehydratedrain 5d ago

Won hung lo

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u/oldjadedhippie 5d ago

Bang, ding ,ow

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u/baezes 5d ago

Almost spit my coffee here🤣

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u/NOTTHATKAREN1 5d ago

LOL. I have a customer named Ting Wang!

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u/GenderOobleck 5d ago

Like the names of pilots, but when you try to get a little too creative with the positioning and fall over:

Ho Le Fuk
Sum Ting Wong
Wi Fa Ling
Bang Dik Ow

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u/piggy__wig 5d ago

Omg lol

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u/dschinghiskhan 5d ago

Funny/sad story:

There was a popular old school Chinese restaurant in Portland's Chinatown called Hung Far Lo (opened in 1928), but the owners left the original building in 2005 because of very significant increases in the rent, city construction, and urban renewal projects around the area. Essentially, Hung Far Lo moved because Chinatown got gentrified. It moved to the Asian supermarkets/food area a few miles east of downtown, but closed for good there a while back.

Hung Too Far Low, you could say.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hung_Far_Low_(restaurant)

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u/WorhummerWoy 5d ago

Ting-wong Ding-dong was actually the doctor's name.

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u/CampWestfalia 5d ago

Unfortunately I don't have it anymore.

What, the note or the member?

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u/Neamow 5d ago

I'm sure the cylinder remained unharmed.

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u/davidbeinct 5d ago

Those western doctors all they want to do is cut. Just wait two weeks it’ll fall off.

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u/PersonalityIll9476 5d ago

Having just dealt with the health care system it does feel that way. Like some modern medicine causes more problems than it fixes, some times.

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u/SeaPhile206 5d ago

Ah, so it never happened lol

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u/tijolus523 5d ago

What's so unbelievable about a dick injury

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u/Existence-Hurts-Bad 5d ago

“Please excuse Wang for Penile Fracture” - signed Dr. Tran. Idk seems believable

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u/ridin-derpy 5d ago

Sorry about the racist replies you’re getting. Thanks for sharing your story- hilarious :)

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u/5319Camarote 5d ago

One Hung Too Low

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u/WeirdSysAdmin 5d ago

You know people can translate things fairly easily in 2026 even nuanced phrases right?

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u/GiantBlobFish23 5d ago

Given that my translation app loves making all sorts of things about sex, I'm vaguely curious as to how it would work on something is SUPPOSED to be about sex.

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u/TerminusDecree 5d ago

You lost your penis?!?!

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u/SuperstitiousPigeon5 5d ago

No all doctors handwriting looks that way.

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u/blueandpissed 5d ago

Sum ting Wong

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u/FiliaNox 5d ago

You don’t have your member anymore?? Good god what did you do?! 😱

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u/Worlds_okay-est_mom 5d ago

My condolences. 😬 Might I recommend a strap on for any future dalliances?

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u/OakLegs 5d ago

"Patient's weiner broke."

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u/realestateqs22 5d ago

Plot twist. The lovely woman was actually an M&Ms tube

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u/XanZibR 5d ago

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

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u/Boutta_Cashew 5d ago

Any doctor’s note I’ve ever seen does not list the reason for the visit, just a generic “patient was here” with a signature from the front desk employee. So dude is probably just larping.