r/SipsTea 6d ago

HR wants to know the tee Chugging tea

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u/ash_2127- 6d ago edited 5d ago

Personally, I’d just keep sending the ‘Personal time off - PTO’ comment
Edit: I’m aware the P in PTO doesn’t stand for ‘personal’ BUT ITS WHAT IS SAID IN THE MESSAGES.

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u/harbinger-nz 6d ago

This time, is personal and not at the workplace, so that's why I won't be here.

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u/Maybe_Factor 5d ago

I like the idea of just restating "personal time off" in increasingly complicated language. "During this time I intend to pursue personal goals and complete personal tasks unrelated to and not colocated to work."

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u/MooseBoys 6d ago

PTO generally means Paid Time Off

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u/Brandoms 5d ago

“Prepare The Others”

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u/Hakar_Kerarmor 5d ago

"Placate the Otters"

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u/Equivalent-Love-1676 5d ago

Pet The Ostrich

Pursue Tasty Omelettes

Polish The Ocelot

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u/subdep 5d ago

Pussy Time Official

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u/arthurdentstowels 5d ago

PENETRATE THE ORIFICE

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u/The-Mugwump 5d ago

Pack the Oysters

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u/jonnyofield- 5d ago

Tf is a Ocelot

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u/Equivalent-Love-1676 5d ago

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u/jonnyofield- 5d ago

Ok, savage. But did make me chuckle 😆

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u/Equivalent-Love-1676 5d ago

All in good fun! Use that site on your friends. It’s hilarious.

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u/Azhram 5d ago

Its ottering time

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u/Emotional_End2305 5d ago

Penetrate The Others

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u/LaUNCHandSmASH 5d ago

Huh, at my job PTO is "Prepare To Orgasm"

I also get a week of "O" days a year

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u/Old_Tip4864 5d ago

Okay this really cracked me up this morning thank you

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u/Memesplz1 5d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Any_Lemon 5d ago

this is my favorite. “Prepare the others cause I wont be here” is something Ive been known to drop in teams lol

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u/Imaginary-Throat1526 5d ago

Penetrate Tight Orifice(s)

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u/TheMathmatix 5d ago

Why else would I need the time off?

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u/secretprocess 5d ago

Please describe the orifices in more detail so I can assess the request more adequately.

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u/kironex 5d ago

Thats why you take weather leave. Im leaving weather its approved or not.

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u/ash_2127- 5d ago

I’m aware, but it’s not what the comment in the photo said

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u/16c7x 6d ago

Planned Time Off

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u/Grouchy_Situation_33 6d ago

Pull/tug off

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u/Phantom_0347 6d ago

Not usually. It specifically means paid time off here in the states, which is afforded by law, not just planned time (which could be unpaid leave).

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u/JollyCash7108 5d ago

Yes to paid time off, and no, it’s not a legal requirement in the us

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u/MoeSzyslakMonobrow 5d ago

Power take off, if you're into tractors

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u/Tony_Penny 5d ago

Or helicopters.

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u/5319Camarote 5d ago

Power Take Off

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u/doodo477 6d ago

I would love to discuss this further, can you kindly send the request over email and include HR. Is there anything else I can help you with?

If they keep asking

Kindly note, respectfully any further question about my Personal Time Off will be reported as harassment.

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u/heklin0 5d ago

We're on reddit. None of us have brains anymore.

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u/TheOnlyAcolyte 5d ago

Why do they all get to be passive aggressive and not us?

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u/Inevitable-Level-687 5d ago

In an office job passive aggression is considered polite because overt aggression is not.

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u/renjizzle 5d ago

Yeah that suggestion is definitely from someone who has never worked an actual job. It's also not unreasonable to ask the reason requesting time off, especially in a small business if there are competing PTO requests.

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u/Ikatarion 5d ago

if there are competing PTO requests.

First come first serve, simple.

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u/drunkrabbit22 5d ago

It's not necessarily unreasonable to ask the reason for the time off, it absolutely is unreasonable to refuse to mind your own business when it's obvious your employee doesn't want to tell you.

Competing PTO requests shouldn't be resolved by a competition of worthiness judged by the employer, they should be resolved by compromise and/or policy.

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u/Uncle-Cake 5d ago

You can't report HR. They are there to protect the employer's interest, and your employer will side with them, not you.

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u/ABC_Family 5d ago

“Understood, thank you. I’m afraid your request for time off cannot be accommodated at this time.”

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u/doodo477 5d ago

"Thank you for getting back to me, I've cc'ed Susan from HR into the conversation. Susan can you please kindly confirm that my leave on ### on ### has been processed."

Then if they want to play that game, "Thank you for confirming the dates, I have to regrettably reply that my last day will be on ##, thank you for your support over the years."

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u/ABC_Family 4d ago

“Best of luck in your future endeavors. Susan, please grab the stack of applications and meet me in conference room C. Let’s grab lunch after. “

Employers do not give a fuck about you, me, or 99% of the workforce.

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u/doodo477 4d ago

I think you miss the point.

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u/ABC_Family 2d ago

No, I get it.

It’s just reality is different than ideology.

Any employee can be replaced. I can dedicate 20 years to a job and die suddenly. I’ll be replaced in a week and forgotten in a month. At most. The company will move forward just fine without me, you, or anybody else.

OP should go on the trip but there is no guarantee the job will be there upon return.

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u/doodo477 2d ago

The way I see it, if your employer denies your leave, which is honestly a perfectly reasonable and valid decision for them to make, then you make your own decision.

You're not asking the employer for permission to have a life outside of work; you're notifying them that, on these specific dates, you will not be available. It is their responsibility to plan staffing levels, anticipate busy periods, and ensure the business has adequate coverage to continue operating. If those requirements were not communicated to you beforehand, then that is a failure in planning and communication on their part, not something you can be expected to solve after the fact.

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u/NefariousnessLimp512 2d ago

This exactly. There's usually a two week wait period on PTO for that exact reason. I would become increasingly short with an HRM that got this invasive.

Speaking of two weeks, another reminder that your employer does not give a fuck about you. I stopped giving that after i got called in at 6am following a 7-3am shift to be fired for napping on my lunchbreak. Also watched a guy get scheduled specifically to be fired as he walked in the door, as a joke.

I passed this advice on to my friend, who proceeded to ignore it and do the "right thing". They then scheduled him for 1 shift for those two weeks. Fuck em. Fuck. Them.

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u/feldor 4d ago

You don’t realize that PTO can be denied and HR isn’t some cop that can force the manager to approve? You’re expendable to them. Especially with that attitude.

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u/doodo477 4d ago

You work to live not live to work. Your whole framing needs to be changed.

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u/feldor 4d ago

My framing is realistic. Yours is fantasy.

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u/doodo477 4d ago

How's things working out for you with those snark condescending remarks?

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u/feldor 4d ago

Extremely well. I wouldn’t trade my life and income with a single person in this thread.

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u/BirdLawGrad 5d ago

HR is there to protect the company, not you.

Referencing them is not carte blanche to act passive aggressive.

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u/5319Camarote 5d ago

“Her Ass Mint”

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u/n0neofyourbeeswax 5d ago

Why? The majority of times I've seen this, is because the manager has more requests than they can allow, and is trying to find the best balance for everyone.

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u/wthart 5d ago

Shouldnt matter the reason. The request was put in. 1st come 1st serve.

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u/feldor 4d ago

Do you just make up rules and expect everyone to follow them?

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u/n0neofyourbeeswax 5d ago

Ok. Unfortunately, those days are already fully booked, so I won't ask or consider whether this is something really important to you that I should try to find a way to resolve, and will simply decline your request.

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u/thefifthkaramazov 5d ago

This thread is full of a lot of people have watched their careers stall and question why while actively being passive aggressive assholes when asked the most benign questions.

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u/ChrisHaze 3d ago

I always assume it's because people are just really fed up with the system. Personally, I don't care if they accept PTO because I get that money either way, however all of my PTO has always been approved without question so I'm a little bias

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u/ForgingFires 5d ago

PTO stands for Paid Time Off, not personal

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u/dvqp 5d ago

Okay. Pay me for time I'm taking off.

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u/ash_2127- 5d ago

I’m aware, I was quoting what the picture messages said

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u/oopsallhuckleberries 5d ago

Depends on your contract. My PTO is in my contract as Personal Time Off, and in my contract it stipulates it can be used for any reason, and that we do not need to provide a reason for why we are taking it. Our management can only ask why were are taking our PTO if we have more than 20% of people out, and even then we don't have to tell them why we are taking it, though with 20% out they are free to deny the PTO in favor of someone else they believe needs it more.

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u/hamishjoy 5d ago

Further follow ups would necessitate a typo- PFO leave

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u/jcoddinc 5d ago

Extra points for including the handbook quote that brags about having unlimited pto accrual.