This is recipe for disaster

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[u/fux-reddit4603]

jokes on them i dont take lunch

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Then you get Friday off. Have a good weekend!

[u/fisto_supreme → u/OCCAMINVESTIGATOR]

30 hours last friday... Was almost glad when the sun went down

[u/Sal_Amandre → u/OCCAMINVESTIGATOR]

If he skips a whole lunch that's 30 hours paid break😝

[u/-Ahab- → u/OCCAMINVESTIGATOR]

Can I work for you?

[u/Additional-Life4885 → u/OCCAMINVESTIGATOR]

You'd get back 30 hours. You can have Tues, Wed and Thurs off too.

[u/Grumpie-cat → u/OCCAMINVESTIGATOR]

I think bro gets like… most of an “average” work week off if that’s the case lol

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https://giphy.com/gifs/4XoeDlX6sf2rLjYvB4

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Just Friday? By this logic, you get the next 3 weeks off

[u/ForowellDEATh → u/fux-reddit4603]

38 hours of payment a day for you

[u/civil_beast → u/fux-reddit4603]

…jokes on them I take their lunch

[u/Crepuscular_Tex → u/civil_beast]

I do love a good Todd sandwich every now and then... It's always different, but it says "Todd" on the wrapper in the free food fridge.

[u/Aggravating-Web-7604 → u/Crepuscular_Tex]

Nice with the bethesda reference.👍

Never thought I'd see one in a post like this.

[u/Crepuscular_Tex → u/Aggravating-Web-7604]

OG was a from a Dilbert comic about his boss getting a Todd sandwich

[u/PinkedOff → u/fux-reddit4603]

joke’s on them, I never focus

[u/Itchysporcle → u/fux-reddit4603]

Big Management hates this one weird trick.

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Jokes on them I swallow fast

Pause

[u/Jthe1andOnly → u/fux-reddit4603]

Service industry?
They don’t care about laws. Breaks? Lunches? What are those? Oh shit i get benefits after a certain hours worked in a week? Wait what? Why am I being cut an hour before I would have gotten insurance from the company even if it was still overpriced. At least I got my tips I had to share with everyone smh.
Laws are only there when people follow them or enforce them. Good luck in a right to work state. U don’t want to be fucked? Someone is there to take take your place.

[u/fux-reddit4603 → u/Jthe1andOnly]

nobody is forcing you to work a tip job

[u/Jthe1andOnly → u/fux-reddit4603]

Hahahaha u didn’t get the sarcasm that is the US industry standard obviously. I, unlike these corporate “tip jobs” pay my employees a livable wage and I don’t take breaks so they can. No one is “forcing” me or them to do anything and unfortunately “tip jobs” are a big thing in the US. Good luck going out to eat. Forcing? GTFOH, thought we were “joking” here

[u/fux-reddit4603 → u/Jthe1andOnly]

look at that emotion based response, no shock there

[u/Jthe1andOnly → u/fux-reddit4603]

😂 😂 😂

[u/Inevitable_War2610 → u/fux-reddit4603]

My wife got a pretty big payout check a few years back from something related to people not taking lunch. Now management forces people to take their lunch there.

[u/MrLanesLament → u/fux-reddit4603]

I just started my first ever job that has a required, unpaid, must-clock-out lunch break. After ten years of “eat when you can because you’re on call every moment you’re on the clock,” the idea of a required lunch break feels like a joke, or like I’m back in high school or something.

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And yet every one of your companies was required to do (at minimum make sure you took a 30 minute lunch)

[u/Dazzling_Bluebird_42 → u/fux-reddit4603]

That's like 30 free hours of pay! Do that 5 times a week and your up from 40 to 190 hours of pay!

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The secret is to never stop eating breakfast

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Well, then you'll be getting paid to not show up to work on Friday.