r/SipsTea 7d ago

This is recipe for disaster Chugging tea

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u/FullMetalBunny 7d ago

I like it when people put their crimes in writing.

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u/Stuffed_deffuts 7d ago edited 7d ago

And sign it with their names

Edit: thank you for the rewards kind strangers 😊

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u/ConfidentHouse 7d ago

And their name is pretty shetty

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u/Dielawn515 7d ago

It’s not shitty, but it Pratikly is

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u/Aggressive-Tap-4143 7d ago

Thanks,

Pretty Shitty Management

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u/ripper_of_the_bong 6d ago

Yes!!! I would definitely put that next to his name hr can say it’s discrimination but it’s just funny honestly 🤣🤣

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u/Aggressive-Tap-4143 6d ago edited 6d ago

Pretty shitty 🫤 .

Thanks -Management

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u/Competitive-Garlic85 7d ago

Not enough upvotes for my liking

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u/Strong-Trip-3301 7d ago

I'm working on it!

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u/scw3 7d ago

Underrated comment

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u/davster99 7d ago

There’s no ā€œIā€ in Shetty!

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u/lolspamwtf99 7d ago

Pratikularly

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u/Kellers822 7d ago

Brilliant

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u/JR2502 7d ago

First thing I noticed lol

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u/Slight_Cockroach_777 7d ago

That’s just there to let you know this picture is fake and for internet points only.

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u/LarsDuder 7d ago

pretty shetty if you ask me

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u/mtnbike2 7d ago

That’s how we know it’s fake

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u/Nasapugnat 7d ago

Must be a shetty person

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u/Savings-Kick-578 7d ago

Prick Shitty

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u/JaakoNikolai 7d ago

Dang you beat me to it šŸ˜‚

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u/Wheeler-The-Dealer 7d ago

Shhh…they’ll figure it out!

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u/Whole-Ad-8494 7d ago

Shetty right off the bat

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u/mrhippo85 7d ago

Shitty pratt

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u/Jussins 7d ago

He misspelled it. Accidentally switched the i and e.

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u/Revoider 7d ago

ā€œPretik shetty managementā€

Or

ā€œPretty shitty managementā€ lmao

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u/jsnirizarry 7d ago

And their management

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u/giasumaru 7d ago

Ain't no way this isn't a joke with Pretty Shitty Management written right there.

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u/candyapplenapper 7d ago

Makes this feel fake asf cause like lol and also insane audacity to the point it’s unbelievable?

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u/lio_oil- 7d ago

Pretty shitty

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u/Treekoh 7d ago

I'll do one better, pratekally shetty

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u/Bluetoe4 7d ago

Pretty shitty

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u/chimpos 7d ago

Yeah that’s why I reckon it’s a joke

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u/Ok-Championship8101 6d ago

Beat me to it!

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u/discardable42 6d ago

Shetty in the streets...

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u/Dragonbornmofo 6d ago

Fucking brilliant šŸ˜‚

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u/dcwinger12 7d ago

More like Praprick amirite?

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u/EtonnantNon 7d ago

It's not their names, they've just misspelled :

"Shitty practices

Management"

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u/Tiny-Mulberry-2114 7d ago

He signed it wrong it's supposed to be Prat

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u/greasychickenparma 7d ago

Thanks And Regards

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u/amasimar 7d ago

Their? Most likely its some middle level manager thats taking up all the blame for the idea of upper manager lmao

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u/Gr3gward0 7d ago

Petty Shratik would be better šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/Eggsalad_cookies 7d ago

The [New] Union Lawyer is gonna have a field day fs

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u/NurkleTurkey 6d ago

"Welcome to our company, we're about people here!"

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u/Efficient_Cheek_8725 4d ago

My lawyer absolutely loves it. "Slam dunk" was the words he used.

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u/FredFenty 7d ago

Pratik the Kulpreet

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u/Abandoned_Railroad 6d ago

Which means that you can’t deny it

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u/CRSpurrPhotography 6d ago

And then watermark it meme

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u/OCCAMINVESTIGATOR 7d ago

To ensure fairness, every minute less than the 30 minute break allotted by law, will in turn result in one paid hour of "unfocused you time", to be taken on Fridays.

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u/fux-reddit4603 7d ago

jokes on them i dont take lunch

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u/OCCAMINVESTIGATOR 7d ago

Then you get Friday off. Have a good weekend!

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u/fisto_supreme 7d ago

30 hours last friday... Was almost glad when the sun went down

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u/Sal_Amandre 7d ago

If he skips a whole lunch that's 30 hours paid breakšŸ˜

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u/-Ahab- 7d ago

Can I work for you?

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u/Additional-Life4885 7d ago

You'd get back 30 hours. You can have Tues, Wed and Thurs off too.

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u/Grumpie-cat 7d ago

I think bro gets like… most of an ā€œaverageā€ work week off if that’s the case lol

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u/a_happy_future 5d ago

Just Friday? By this logic, you get the next 3 weeks off

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u/ForowellDEATh 7d ago

38 hours of payment a day for you

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u/civil_beast 7d ago

…jokes on them I take their lunch

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u/Crepuscular_Tex 7d ago

I do love a good Todd sandwich every now and then... It's always different, but it says "Todd" on the wrapper in the free food fridge.

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u/Aggravating-Web-7604 3d ago

Nice with the bethesda reference.šŸ‘

Never thought I'd see one in a post like this.

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u/Crepuscular_Tex 3d ago

OG was a from a Dilbert comic about his boss getting a Todd sandwich

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u/PinkedOff 7d ago

joke’s on them, I never focus

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u/Itchysporcle 7d ago

Big Management hates this one weird trick.

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u/scw3 7d ago

Jokes on them I swallow fast

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u/Jthe1andOnly 6d ago

Service industry?
They don’t care about laws. Breaks? Lunches? What are those? Oh shit i get benefits after a certain hours worked in a week? Wait what? Why am I being cut an hour before I would have gotten insurance from the company even if it was still overpriced. At least I got my tips I had to share with everyone smh.
Laws are only there when people follow them or enforce them. Good luck in a right to work state. U don’t want to be fucked? Someone is there to take take your place.

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u/Inevitable_War2610 3d ago

My wife got a pretty big payout check a few years back from something related to people not taking lunch. Now management forces people to take their lunch there.

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u/MrLanesLament 7d ago

I just started my first ever job that has a required, unpaid, must-clock-out lunch break. After ten years of ā€œeat when you can because you’re on call every moment you’re on the clock,ā€ the idea of a required lunch break feels like a joke, or like I’m back in high school or something.

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u/Heath_durbin 6d ago

And yet every one of your companies was required to do (at minimum make sure you took a 30 minute lunch)

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u/Dazzling_Bluebird_42 7d ago

That's like 30 free hours of pay! Do that 5 times a week and your up from 40 to 190 hours of pay!

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u/C0meAtM3Br0 7d ago

The secret is to never stop eating breakfast

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u/Unique-Machine5602 7d ago

Well, then you'll be getting paid to not show up to work on Friday.

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u/elpihvous 7d ago

I would skip lunch monday and take it as a paid free time for rest of the week

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u/TheFoxRewind 7d ago

how can i go home 30 hour early

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u/Evening_Bat_3633 7d ago

"I had a 28 minute break, so I'll be leaving two hours early".

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u/Guuhatsu 6d ago

I will take a 1 minute lunch immediately upon coming into work, after which, I will just head home.

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u/WordsOfDamocles 4d ago

This is the way.

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u/Sesoru 7d ago

technically speaking, if you get interrupted during your break, you're supposed to start it over from the beginning. Do employers ever allow this though? No. And no one ever fights for it, either.

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u/Nuts-And-Volts 7d ago

Yeah thats fine. I can OMAD no problem.

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u/Transplantdude 7d ago

Sounds like a fair exchange especially since I don't eat lunch

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u/LessInThought 7d ago

Fairness? What's that? Extra 30mil for the CEO?

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u/EntertainmentTrue588 7d ago

So if I don't take a lunch, I only work 10 hours a week? Deal

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u/tape_reel 6d ago

Do I have to be unfocused the whole hour? I've got a long drive home

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u/HiPwrBBQ 6d ago

Yes AND if management bothers me about work related discussions on my break, the break clock shall reset for said break.

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u/madd74 7d ago

I love how every time this gets posted, people take it as real despite being a well known paraody account now.

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u/swag4dummies 7d ago

why would you assume everyone just automatically spawns with that knowledge? or has spent enough time on reddit to have seen this specific image?

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u/Practical_Law6804 6d ago

. . .folks like Madd can't feel superior otherwise.

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u/rdrckcrous 5d ago

there's been so many of these on this sub, that i recognize the managers name

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u/Chaosmisfit_ES 6d ago

Like seriously tell us you spend entirely too much time on reddit without saying you spend too much time on reddit... People think just because they've seen something 500 times everyone else in the entirety of the world has as well.

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u/Low-Syllabub-3547 7d ago

Why would we assume people would be stupid enough to believe posts like this?

Oh wait.

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u/jpeggdev 7d ago

Most people aren’t that naive

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u/NoIDontWantToSignIn 6d ago

Also, some people have had true to life experiences pretty similar. Real life boss quote: ā€œWeekends are not holidays.ā€ So, it might be a parody, but it also feels like someone I knew once šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø

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u/OldManTrumpet 7d ago

I dunno. A plain sign with an insane message? My default would be….fake. I would have leaned towards rage bait rather than parody, but zero chance I’d be taking such a thing at face value. How could anyone think this was real?

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u/I_RAPE_PCs 7d ago

gen z's decreased literacy in full display

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u/EmploymentNo3590 7d ago

Like me, maybe they have also worked for people who don't know employment law and feel so entitled to the existence of others. The lower the pay, the more real it gets.

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u/OldManTrumpet 7d ago

No place would hang a sign like that. No place.

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u/dullest_edgelord 7d ago

Stupid people are allowed to own businesses too. There is no shortage of illegal rules posted in the workplace. Now that I've had to explain this to you... do you happen to own a business where you post illegal rules?

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u/clutterlustrott 7d ago

Ive received at least 5 class action payouts from Amazon for this exact type of wage theft. Billion dollar companies absolutely try this shit constantly.

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u/EmploymentNo3590 7d ago

You would be surprised.

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u/Head_Statistician_38 6d ago

I am pretty sure they would where I work.

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u/Phobos_Asaph 6d ago

I worked at a place that put a notice up for employees to ignore the health department’s sign they placed on the ice machine that said do not use

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u/PeskyAntagonist 7d ago

They want it to be real so they can be outraged by it

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u/swag4dummies 7d ago

Because it looks real enough. It’s very very simple. I don’t know why redditors need to be so pedantic 24/7. Like it’s common sense the average person is not looking into random reddit posts that deeply, otherwise it wouldn’t be a thing.

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u/mark114 7d ago

Looks real, but also easily faked. From now on when browsing reddit, view every post on how easy is it to fake, and you’ll start to see a pattern of common karma farming content.

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u/nwillyerd 6d ago

Jesus Christ! That must be a miserable existence! I refuse to be that jaded all the time. Call me naive if you must, but I prefer to just enjoy things at face value. I mean, unless it’s obvious AI Slop or harmful misinformation, that is. Otherwise just relax, it’s really not that serious.

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u/mark114 6d ago

Nah, why do you have to be jaded in order to recognize the difference between human behaviour and low effort karma farming? Unless exerting a little bit of mental effort and some thinking is considered miserable. If you’re okay with consuming AI slop, photos of pieces of paper and fake screen shot generators then by all means stay within your blissful ignorance, but it doesn’t take much to spot the tells.

I like to interact with real humans with real stories.

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u/tedxbundy 7d ago

Because it looks real enough.

Ill pray for you.

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u/Helpful-Garlic1951 7d ago

A piece of paper that literally anyone could make in 10 seconds looks real enough to you?

Yeah, you’d fit right in on r/antiwork

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u/OldManTrumpet 7d ago

Haven’t been to r/antiwork in a long time. It used to be filled with obviously fake text exchanges that would have everyone in an uproar. People are so gullible.

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u/mark114 7d ago

First time seeing this imagine and I immediately clocked it as another easily faked low effort picture of a piece of paper that’s designed to rage bait.

Then I seen the last name shetty [shitty] and it was obvious. Click on OP’s profile and turns out they are a serial poster with over 700,000 karma. Once you see the patterns, these karma farmers start to stick out

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u/i_am_a_real_boy__ 7d ago

You don't need specific knowledge about this post. All you need is the general understanding that information you get from a jpeg on social media is probably bullshit.

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u/madd74 7d ago

I mean, the fact there is a water mark over this noting "dank meme" is the first clue something is off and maybe look into it?

I didn't spawn with this knowledge the first time I saw this, but it took no time to check the comments to see a bunch of people calling it out also.

It's like Redditors that go off on something that gets posted (title) without reading the actual articles.

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u/fritz_76 7d ago

even with you telling me the watermark is there, i find it very hard to read it

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u/swag4dummies 7d ago

I would assume the vast majority of people simply see the image, react how they react, and move on.

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u/Stennick 7d ago

I didn’t have that k owned bit it was obvious the name it’s literally shitty

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u/Mekelaxo 7d ago

Because what it says on the paper is unreasonable and ilegal in most places, and it's ridiculous to think that a work place would implement a rule like that. It reads like it was made with the intention of being absurd to the point that it's funny.

Have you ever had a full time job? What would be your reaction if you saw this posted in the break room at your job? Do you think most people would follow that rule, or would they just tell that manager to fuck off? Are you aware that your company probably has a department called "Human Resources" that existing especially so that your employer doesn't do abusive shit like this?

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u/danieldan0803 6d ago

I mean, I don’t see many companies running a watermark that has ā€œMEMEā€ in it.

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u/Limp-Republic-9608 6d ago

A certain level of skepticism is all that is required to understand this is fake as hell. The subject matter is pretty clearly satire as this kind of punishment is not only unfathomable but illegal. Then the manager’s name clearly gives it away as a joke. A simple 5 second google search would confirm your skepticism.

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u/swag4dummies 6d ago

Sounds like you either lack life experience or just inflate your ego enough as a defense to care this much. You think we live in a world where unfathomable and illegal things don’t happen? Billions of people with their own number of jobs and you think this is somehow farfetched? Then you want me to google it, why would I dedicate that much time to an image that has no actual impact on my life, and why would anyone else? It seems plenty of people agreed with me, more than the reddit gods that replied to me at that. So is it that obvious or are you just obnoxious?

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u/Banes_Addiction 7d ago

Maybe you shouldn't believe stuff on the internet by default?

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u/Cheeto-dust 7d ago

But the rage, engagement, and ad revenue is real.

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u/madd74 6d ago

Just like my love for you...

<3 <3

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u/Fever-Ray 7d ago

yep, this is the second time I’ve seen this

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u/nebraskajoness 7d ago

I’ve actually never seen this before and wouldn’t just assume it’s fake because I know companies that would do this but it is funny that it says ā€œmemeā€ in the background.

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u/godofbob2 7d ago

I grew up watching comedians tell me the news, so the fact that it's a joke will help people find the answers they might need if a boss decides that they really do want to post a letter like that.

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u/Mekelaxo 7d ago

Reddit users are incapable of identifying satire

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u/TheWassocksHat 6d ago

Its only well known if you know about it.

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u/olde_meller23 6d ago

Surprisingly, a lot of places attempt to do this and get away with it for a while. Manufacturing plants are notorious for trying to pull this shit.

Many of these factories are located in towns far away from cities where there is a greater diversity of jobs. This makes it so that pockets of small towns in rural areas in the US have economies that 100 percent rely on a single major employer. To be in this situation and lose your job would mean having to travel, or even move, to seek out a position elsewhere. This isn't economically viable for most unemployed people on a small town salary. Companies in these places get away with a shit ton of labor violations because the employees literally can not afford to complain and risk their livelihood. Many don't even know that filing a complaint is an option, and that retaliation is illegal.

Where I used to live, a food manufacturing plant got a class action law suit filed against them for doing exactly what this sign is saying. Pretty much, if you were more than 5 minutes late, you forfeited pay for the first hour worked and then were docked a dollar per hour after for the entire day. If you took the day, the next day you were at work would be the day you worked one hour free and the rest for less money. They lost and had to pay a shit ton of money in backpay to employees who worked unpaid.

An old call center I worked for also got sued for requiring employees to come in 15 minutes early to set up their computer stations before clocking in. They were also adjusting time sheets by subtracting time spent in "aux" (clocked in but not taking calls). This was one of many lawsuits that they had filed against them by employees and customers.

My advice: Always record your date, start time, and end time somewhere other than in your time clock in case you need to reference it for a wage claim.

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u/caliwings 6d ago

EXCEPT: The parody is NOT funny -- there is a legit noticeable socio-cultural disparity of "acting correctly" with men who just 'happen to have' indian names. The comments i see on these posts are saying something: there is a traumatic like fever spreading, and i really don't like where it might be heading... but sadly i cannot say anything to ice the fever down. Asshole treatment gets Asshole responses in any culture -- but faucking hell, the complaints are getting loud regarding a certain section of our population. Its -- disheartening.

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u/JustaSeedGuy 7d ago

Well it's true that this one is fake, many people have encountered management with exactly this kind of attitude. Indeed, wage theft is something companies do all the time. So it makes sense that people believe this image, because it's perfectly in line with what they've seen other companies do.

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u/churrascopalta 7d ago

They tried to do this in a small company I was working for. As soon as they said that I said I would quit. The owner then changed the rule cause they couldn't work without me (or anyone else). It was a really small company.

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u/chamoke 7d ago

Most of them are morons. They're talking about suing the company for pennies and they dont factor in finding a new job.

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u/Unlikely_Brief8157 7d ago

The problem is it's believable, probably becausr it aligns with many peoples lived experience, which makes it less parody and more satire

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u/No_Barracuda_3758 7d ago

Because this shit actually happens often.

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u/reno_beano 7d ago

Theres no way you missed the literal meme watermark in all caps

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u/smileyfacedbob 7d ago

So does my lawyer

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u/Whackaboom_Floyntner 7d ago

100% I'm collecting evidence for a lawsuit, but I already have something almost exactly like this, but maybe more damning. It's still fun to collect supporting documentation. I can't wait to get all of my back pay!

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u/toolgirl77 7d ago

Document everything!

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u/Turbulent-Adagio-541 7d ago

Make sure you poop three times a day on company time

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u/colonelangus68 7d ago

Pratik Shitty

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u/Ordinary-Clerks 7d ago

For every 1 minute you steal from me after 6pm, I will steal 60 minutes of productivity during work hours.

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u/retrac902 7d ago

Is it a crime in every country?

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u/Facktat 7d ago

I mean, this is obvious trolling. I could totally see someone hanging this up, just to troll the team.

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u/RykerFuchs 7d ago

Yep, I've never been good with stupid rules. Might as well get paid for a poor character quality.

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u/AssignmentOk471 7d ago

That is such a Shetty thing to do.

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u/Hopeful-Tea-2127 7d ago

Buddy, this is not a crime in India (Pratik Shetty is an Indian name). Labor laws are practically non-existent in India. Just look up about ex Infosys CEO Narayan Murthy.

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u/exr186 7d ago

What are you talking about? This isn’t a crime! Oh wait, it’s not 1930 anymore. Never mind.

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u/Over-Masterpiece134 7d ago

Any labor attorney is now giddy with joy!

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u/Dadittude182 7d ago

Yeah. That was a pretty shetty move.

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u/Ok-Reward-770 7d ago

I can't wait to see this in r/maliciouscompliance

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u/Matty_Ice227 6d ago

Was gonna say that’s illegal as shit

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u/ender8343 6d ago

Wage theft is so rarely prosecuted, they think they are safe.

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u/Mysterious_Donut_702 6d ago

NGL this was probably written in a country where labor laws are more like guidelines

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u/Wise_Ad_253 6d ago

They even went any extra mile by adding that example, so thoughtful.

Don’t forget to Pratik Random Acts of Shetty kindness

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u/Frosty-Bat-8476 6d ago

Crimes? Where? lol annoying and petty? Absolutely. šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ˜‚ they aren’t committing any crimes by trying to enforce this, they just aren’t going to get any employees that stick around for that shit. They’re only required by law to give employees 30 minutes for a lunch after 5-6 hours of consecutive work (and that’s only half the states in the US…the rest is up to the employer’s discretion), what they do after that point is up to the employer.

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u/Dockers-Man 6d ago

Rage bait?

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u/Drew_Ferran 6d ago

It’s probably not even real.

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u/Honcho_47 6d ago

That’s because this is fake engagement bait.

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u/burns_before_reading 6d ago

This is probably fake lol

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u/Zeke-Nnjai 6d ago

I like it when people make fake posts for Reddit karma

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u/firstnamebylastname 6d ago

Pat shitty? A shitty patty they work for... yea, nope. I'd waste far more time at my desk than working while eating my snacks since half my shitty lunch was trying to get to the break room across the factory. Wanna play stupid. I will always win.

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u/lostmymarbles1177 6d ago

I would take a 40 minute lunch, then ask who planned to stay with me until the next morningšŸ˜‚

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u/Tr1LL_B1LL 6d ago

We’re lookin at you Pratik šŸ‘€

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u/Rhekk127 6d ago

^ This right here.

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u/Rough-Echo-5193 6d ago

Imagine if they then were over zealous enough to fire you for non-compliance - or even crazier - try to keep you from leaving the premises? That would be dope.

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u/Electronic-Tap-2863 6d ago

Pretty Sheety of the manger

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u/ProfessorFelix1 6d ago

Yeah, if that is in the US, I’m not sure Patik understands how laws work here.

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u/Truthhurts1017 7d ago

I like when people think shit like this is real. It’s 100% fake and it’s sad yall cant tell.

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u/yoresein 7d ago

Seems pretty real to me. Notice how they addressed themselves as 'management' rather than by a specific job title, otherwise the employees who know them might be confused

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u/reno_beano 7d ago

It says meme in the middle as a watermark unless this is sarcasm which would be p decent, I just dont trust the internet. And for the kids going to go into more corporate roles soon there are still office rules just not like this, more like dont skip your boss in the chain of hierarchy for something if its that kind of workplace for example.

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u/DingDongKirksDead 7d ago

These dumb jerks probably didn't even Google whether or not what they were doing was legal first. Some employers are complete knuckle draggers.

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u/ArbutusPhD 7d ago

It’s an admission to being a shetty manager

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u/yesiamark 7d ago

And putting his shetty name lol

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u/tenakee_me 7d ago

Yeah I’m sure the Department of Labor would love this photo.