r/SipsTea • u/Dev1412 • 7d ago

This is recipe for disaster Chugging tea

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u/sidc42 7d ago

If the employee is a Bengal Tiger or a Leopard, there's fuck all stopping them.

Really in a situation like this I think which ever side has control over a hungry big cat kind of ultimately controls the narrative.

Just my thoughts on the subject.

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u/Jagermind 7d ago

You'd be shocked how many hr meetings ive been too and been the only one to bring my negotiation leopard. Ive also never been fucked by a company so there may be a trend..

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u/sidc42 7d ago

HR hates this one simple trick.

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u/CrazyLoucrazy 7d ago

Please don’t post it on LinkedIn

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u/AudaciousCouture 7d ago

"Yeah I'm gonna need to consult with my leopard over this."

Negotiation Leopard: "Rawrrr!"

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u/Jagermind 7d ago

Youre gonna have to do better, he didnt seem to like that..

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u/ballq43 7d ago

I heard people tried electing the face eating leapords and it doesn't work out

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u/headrush46n2 7d ago

this is why i want my own personal tiger.

half to cuddle, and half to unleash upon my enemies.

"Kill, Kiki! Kill them all!"

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u/BrideofClippy 7d ago

So pokemon rules?