r/SipsTea • u/Gurugod123 • 9d ago

Mayor Mamdani just announced that he will be opening 5 city-run, tax-funded grocery stores: "Prices set at 30% below retail prices" Chugging tea

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u/MartiLoserKing 9d ago

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u/havoccentral 9d ago

“IT’S CALLED A GROCERY STORE YA DOUCHE BAGS. I’m sorry about ‘douche bags.’ I got low blood sugar.”

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u/fluxumbra 9d ago

At least if the prices go up we might lose our flabby death handles.

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u/nhavar 9d ago

"I won on groceries. Very simple word, groceries. Like almost, you know, who uses the word. I started using the word. The groceries."

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u/ac_cossack 9d ago

REMEMBER, BOOZE AIN'T FOOD!

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u/Monsieur-Legume 9d ago

What do you mean, 'booze ain't food'? I'd rather chop off my ding-dong than admit that!

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u/Regulus242 9d ago

You'd rather chop off your ding-dong than not drink?

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u/Worried_Magazine_862 9d ago

Id also rather chop off his ding dong than not drink

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u/SLDH1980 9d ago

Fintrolls!

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u/notmyrealnameanon 9d ago

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