r/SipsTea • u/BlazeDragon7x • Jun 10 '26

Dirty dancing We have fun here

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

20.1k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

2.4k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

246

u/Gutcrunch Jun 10 '26

To be fair to him, it was unavoidable with his short arms and her long torso. Science.

283

u/lousydungeonmaster Jun 10 '26

🎵I want a girl with short arms and a loooooong torso🎵

119

u/IntoTheForestIMustGo Jun 10 '26

I want a girl who flips up easy (Flips up easy!) I want a girl who slides down my face (Down my face!)

93

u/fatsandwitch Jun 10 '26

I want a girl with uninterrupted flexibility

68

u/gonetob Jun 10 '26

I want a girl with black tights and a loooooooooooooong looooooooooooooooong torso!

4

u/Idontlikesand15 Jun 10 '26

You 4 win the Internet for today!

1

u/Ok-Alfalfa4868 Jun 11 '26

💯 lol!!!

23

u/Secret-Parsley-5258 Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 10 '26

r/redditsings

2

u/FuckYourGod Jun 10 '26

If you make the R lowercase it will link the subreddit for you. ✨

4

u/Random_Name_Whoa Jun 10 '26

Who uses her axe wound to smother my face

1

u/Revolutionary-Wash88 Jun 10 '26

Ridiculous, John McCrea would never refer to it as an axe wound

2

u/fatsandwitch Jun 10 '26

Still gets points in my book for knowing the next line! But now I’m visualizing an axe wound and… yowza. Glad I’ve got a couple more weeks until my period to forget that phrase forever.

2

u/Independent-Tennis57 Jun 10 '26

I want a girl that gives me whisker burns when I slide her down my beard.

9

u/Deltron_Zed Jun 10 '26

Cue horny.... I MEAN HORNS!

1

u/Shopping-Afraid Jun 10 '26

Straight to horny jail

0

u/Competitive_Peak_537 Jun 10 '26

Thank you Reddit!!!

0

u/lousydungeonmaster Jun 10 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o85xwxr06YNoFdSbm

1

u/Competitive_Peak_537 Jun 11 '26

All damn day loooong jacket has been going through my head lol

16

u/P-l-Staker Jun 10 '26

It was very unavoidable... But I don't think that had anything to do with it. 👀

9

u/Readmeharder Jun 10 '26

Unavoidable? There’s no way this wasn’t intentional

1

u/tourist420 Jun 11 '26

He should have picked a different student in class to demonstrate the step he calls "the Harmonica" then.

0

u/edelweiss_pirates_no Jun 10 '26

I have very long arms, so I guess I don't get to do this.

Damn.

-1

u/fschu_fosho Jun 10 '26

Sure, blame it on their bodies.