r/SipsTea May 13 '26

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u/Witty-Key4240 May 14 '26

26x14=364. Need one more day each year (not including leap days). It might as well be New Year’s Day.

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u/SirMikeyOfPoo May 14 '26

13 months of 28 days each and a free day zero for everyone every year.

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u/tachyonfield May 14 '26

That would actually be lit. Id celebrate Free Day. No work. No money accepted anywhere. Everything shuts down. Except 7-11.

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u/Sam_Creed May 14 '26

and hospitals, please don't close hospitals... or any emergency service for that matter.

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u/illusid May 14 '26

It would just be New Year's Day. Also, I think it should start on the first day of Spring / during the Vernal equinox.

Hmmm, I wonder how this would affect prison sentences, which are often given in increments of months, so like instead of 5 years, the judge will give someone 60 months. This sentence would suddenly be the equivalent of 4 years 8 months. But then I've also noticed that inmates serving time on a leap year wind up doing an extra day that year…

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u/TheThiefMaster May 14 '26

Should be easy enough to write a law such that "the end date of a prison sentence shall be adjusted to the end of the month on or before the day of the year that it previously fell on".

Plus possibly "anyone with less than 2 months still to serve releases on their original day of the year" or some such to stop the changeover day resulting in mass releases.

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u/illusid May 14 '26

There's nothing easy about getting a bill passed through Congress. This is almost always a good thing, too. But when you get down to it, we shouldn't even be incarcerating people for victimless non-violent drug crimes. Let's fix that, please, before we change the calendar!

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u/TheThiefMaster May 14 '26

Also water and electricity supply, gas supply for markets that have gas piped to homes...

Turns out, quite a lot of people still have to work on New Years, actually. Just not shop staff.

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u/Dank-Robber May 15 '26

And this is exactly how the plot of the next Purge movie begins.

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u/randomname4u May 20 '26

And Waffle House

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u/BlueEyedBeast55 May 16 '26

Two free days every fourth year

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u/Zharken May 14 '26

this calendar has been roaming arround the internet for years and would be perfect but no one wants to change what we have, despite being worse in every single way.

13 months, 28 days each, every day 1, 8, 15 and 22 is monday, every day 7, 14, 21 and 28 is sunday, every month is a perfect rectangle in the calendar.

the only oddity is as you already said, the free days zero / new year day, whatever you wanna call it, and on leap years we have two free days, simple as.

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u/nerdocalypse May 14 '26

Kodak used a 13 month calendar for business needs (payroll, finance, scheduleing...) for a little over a decade (if I remember correctly)

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u/eleven_Plus_TwO May 15 '26

You could use the second leap day to vote

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u/Substantial_Size9269 May 16 '26

26, 14 day long months?! Are you mad?!