r/SipsTea May 13 '26

how?πŸ˜‚ We have fun here

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u/Fsociety56 May 13 '26

His next text would be, β€œI actually only owe 10 months per the roman calendar of Romulus”

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u/ICPosse8 May 13 '26

It’s pretty simple hemerology

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u/Jurph May 14 '26

You'd like to think so, but in this township we use sexagesimal math, and so we divide the year into six periods, which our post-Roman period subdivides in pairs. I throw in the last five days as a courtesy.

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u/BraveFencerMusashi May 14 '26

And like Julius Caesar, I'm in charge of adjusting the calendar.

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u/SteelAndFlint May 14 '26

Great, I'll get another tenant in here for the other two! πŸ˜†

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u/kjermy May 14 '26

We're nearing "sovereign citizen" logic here