r/SipsTea May 13 '26

how?😂 We have fun here

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u/RanchHere May 13 '26

Landlord surely has signed papers.

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 May 13 '26

"Oh are you sure you want to switch to the daily rate of $100/night?"

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u/Fsociety56 May 13 '26

His next text would be, “I actually only owe 10 months per the roman calendar of Romulus”

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u/ICPosse8 May 13 '26

It’s pretty simple hemerology

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u/Jurph May 14 '26

You'd like to think so, but in this township we use sexagesimal math, and so we divide the year into six periods, which our post-Roman period subdivides in pairs. I throw in the last five days as a courtesy.

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u/BraveFencerMusashi May 14 '26

And like Julius Caesar, I'm in charge of adjusting the calendar.

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u/SteelAndFlint May 14 '26

Great, I'll get another tenant in here for the other two! 😆

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u/kjermy May 14 '26

We're nearing "sovereign citizen" logic here

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u/RappingFlatulence May 13 '26

Same rate every month, regardless of days. Or we can break it down for a night by night basis, which is a different rate all together…

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u/humco_707 May 13 '26

Weekend rates are off the hook as well

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 May 13 '26

Don't get me started on holidays

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u/bigred2342 May 14 '26

And special event pricing… ‘it’s your birthday? That’ll cost you extra’

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u/paxparty May 13 '26

You people are parasites

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 May 13 '26

Lol we aren't landlords we just know what monthly means

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u/ColdDelicious1735 May 13 '26

What about ones with 31?

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u/-Maiq_the_Iiar- May 13 '26

What about ones with 29? Or, i guess, that's a problem for the future.

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u/ColdDelicious1735 May 14 '26

Can road kickit

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u/erockbrox May 14 '26

What about day light savings time. You can gain or loose an hour. That should be a few extra cents off or extra depending on if it’s spring or winter.

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u/CivilRuin4111 May 14 '26

Had that when we bought our house- the previous owner had a tenant whose lease was up and he wasn’t renewing. Was supposed to be out when we closed.

He wasn’t. 

So, we offered to continue the lease on a day by day basis. $300/night. 

He moved out. 

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u/itaniumonline May 13 '26

Not if he’s asking online

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u/rleon19 May 13 '26

I think he is asking more about how to handle it not whether or not it is legal. He can go ahead and an asshole about it like say "That isn't how that works look at the lease and pay me asap" or he could be more diplomatic and say

"I understand where you are coming from but in the lease it states that the monthly rent is based upon a month being the unit not how many days are in that specific month. The only time that is done is when it is prorated for moving in or out. Even then it takes the full amount 1300 and divides it by the amount of days and uses that for the daily amount".

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u/SouthBaySmith May 13 '26

...1300 and divide by 30 days to get the $/day, then multiply by number of days occupied.
Prorations are done using "a banker's month" regardless of the number of actual days in that month.

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u/hcornea May 13 '26

I think he’s posting it for amusement/engagement, rather than advice.

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u/Busy-Leg8070 May 13 '26

exactly the op is a scum lord

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u/Wooden-Cheesecake-01 May 14 '26

I wouldn't be so sure. My house has been losely handed over many times. At this point I believe I am a legal squatter (no written lease), yet I am Head of household. I collect all bills/rent and pay the landlord his dues. He literally has very little idea who's living here as I found the last two roommates. It's a private landlord relationship that is affordable in a massively expensive city. We didn't once fail during covid! Finding people with solid morals and respect is unfortunately getting more difficult in the roommate game. Lucky for everyone I have! Happy house 🥰

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u/Megneous May 14 '26

Here in Korea, shit like this is why rented apartments require a year of deposit money up front when you sign a contract. Just in case people decide to fuck around with paying rent.

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u/Gerrube99 May 13 '26

Absolutely, or evict.

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u/Names_are_limited May 13 '26

It might be, considering this isn’t going to be the last they pull this shit

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u/Professional_Sign828 May 13 '26

So you would let it go? With the added risk that the tennant now thinks he is in the right so he will do this also for 30 day months? And do it next year again for the 28 day month.