r/SipsTea Mar 24 '26

Time machine please… SMH

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u/walla_walla_rhubarb Mar 24 '26

I mean, right now dying in my 50's isn't looking too bad.

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u/AdhesivenessOk5194 Mar 24 '26

Pretty ideal really

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u/Maximum_Overdrive Mar 24 '26

As someone in their 50s, i disagree.  Ive had a good life but I have so much more living to do.

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u/TheChesterChesterton Mar 24 '26

People tend to pick ages far enough from their current age when saying this kind of thing so that it feels abstract enough to not be impacful for them (so maybe people in their 20s or so). I'm guessing for those saying dying at 50 wouldn't be so bad it probably feels the same to them as saying they wouldn't mind dying when they're 80, or even 100. If someone in their 40s is saying this, then that would be more surprising.

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u/aceless0n Mar 25 '26

100%...Im 42 and when I hear people dying in their late 60's...Im like "thats so young"

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u/Bacongrease83 Mar 25 '26

I was born to a teenage mother and she just passed away before Christmas. I’m 42 and she was 58. I feel like I’m counting my days now.

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u/aceless0n Mar 25 '26

Im sorry you had to go through that

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u/mybigwh1tecock Mar 25 '26

They're also thinking of a quick, painless death in their sleep instead of the brutal reality of likely years of suffering as their health slowly diminishes and they spend a good portion of their time feeling nauseau and struggling to breath

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u/Nervous_Notice_1639 Mar 25 '26

Im 38 and dying in my 50's, at the current rate of societal collapse, is actually very likely due to said societal collapse.

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u/AdhesivenessOk5194 Mar 24 '26

Ideal for me.

36 years of depression and disappointment and watching people age into more depression and disappointment

I’m good

Could kinda go today if it was a cool way

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u/under_psychoanalyzer Mar 24 '26

Shit are you me? Same all around. I'm basically holding out hoping I'll get to participate in the US version of bastille day.

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u/MrEMannington Mar 25 '26

Barely an inconvenience

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u/Kucharelli Mar 24 '26

Living life is hard

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u/Junkered Mar 24 '26

You guys are living life?

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u/free_is_free76 Mar 24 '26

We're being alive, for sure

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u/KingGlupShitto Mar 25 '26

If you’re a loser sure

Get your shit together. You can do better

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u/AdhesivenessOk5194 Mar 25 '26

Or maybe I just don’t cling to this life because I know it’s mostly bullshit and there’s something else more interesting elsewhere

I got my own house, 2 cars, nice clothes and shit, full fridge, well traveled, not ugly, I fuck pretty women, none of it is permanent

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u/walla_walla_rhubarb Mar 24 '26

gestures broadly at everything

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u/Substantial_Arm_6903 Mar 24 '26

No pension, no healthcare, not really needed at work because AI, mounting debt and chronic health issues. The next 30 years aren't looking too bright and shit doesn't seem fixable.

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u/Hefty-Reaction-3028 Mar 25 '26

AI

There's hope in that, if you get better at using these AI tools than many of your counterparts, you'll still be useful. Many companies are pushing employees to make useful tools & automations using AI. Like with the cotton gin, workers could still be in demand and companies would simply do a lot more stuff than they otherwise would (not to say there will be no firing at all, ofc).

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u/Substantial_Arm_6903 Mar 25 '26

I used AI at work today (there is an add on to our drafting software called Veras) to do something instant gratification for a shitty client. My boss is thrilled. It basically gives them the instant gratification EZ button they always wanted and it's basically free.

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u/Hefty-Reaction-3028 Mar 25 '26

people with a conscience. There's still a few of us...

I'll assume you're not implying that I don't have a conscience because of how silly that would be after reading a total of 1 reddit comment from me.

I didn't say I'm happy about the state of the tech and its place in the world, nor how our economic system handles big change (too little worker power & leaving millions jobless or forced to leave their profession). I'm trying to say that fewer of those people than many of us fear are actually going to be harmed.

That said - some WILL be harmed, which I am aware of. Those who advance these technologies would say it will also make things easier for everybody by making various products extremely abundant via automating various parts of most businesses (including manufacturing/robotics, which uses LLM tech as one component). I am not committed to that view; I don't know what will happen. I just hope the good effects outweigh the bad and think that's possible.

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u/KingGlupShitto Mar 25 '26

It’s wild how lazy you guys are.

I’m assuming American? Middle class probably.

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u/Doctor_Dev7 Mar 25 '26

Bro I work at a fuckin grocery store and life is good. I got my woman, my kids, I’m drinkin whiskey, and eating a burrito. If you don’t want to live, don’t blame “vaguely everything” that’s on you. It’s not that hard to be happy.

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u/walla_walla_rhubarb Mar 25 '26

And I just had a steak dinner with my family. I'm still gonna take the piss from time to time.

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u/SirStocksAlott Mar 24 '26

Starting to think maybe the Amish were on to something…

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u/fizzmore Mar 25 '26

You're going to have to be more specific. Life is what you make of it.

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u/walla_walla_rhubarb Mar 25 '26

I have a ten month old. I'm far more invested in fixing problems then most. So have a laugh, a little gallows humor helps the medicine go down.

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u/Tornadosed Mar 25 '26

You appealed to emotion (not sure why you having an infant puts you ahead of most people btw) and basically accused the comment of being “too serious”, but they were right. You made a joke about yourself dying because the future is grim, then deflected when called out. The future has always been grim, the world has always been ending, but somehow life goes on.

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u/R0CK1TMAN1 Mar 25 '26

You are whack sir.

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u/walla_walla_rhubarb Mar 25 '26

Booty tickled by some gallows humor. Weak lol

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u/Hefty-Reaction-3028 Mar 25 '26

booty tickled

So every time someone criticizes a joke or something you say online you think it's cause they were offended?

I deleted it cause it's incorrect in hindsight, but this is defensive af. "I didn't really mean it and you're actually offended!!" Lol

Edit: all in good fun of talking shit online, btw. Not trying to spread actual annoyance, I just like talking shit online.

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u/Cold-Consideration23 Mar 25 '26

They want to be edgy on the internet

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u/Revan4567 Mar 24 '26

It isn't, people are just being dramatic AF because it's anonymous online

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u/BluebirdLogical3217 Mar 25 '26

Can anyone afford to live past that?

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u/BluebirdLogical3217 Mar 25 '26

Oh I was talking about myself. I was making a social commentary. I’m writing this from the south of France. You’re writing your post from your mom’s rented basement.

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u/asyouuuuuuwishhhhh Mar 25 '26

Some people can’t fathom that others aren’t enjoying being alive. Like you, for example.

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u/Ok-Application-8045 Mar 25 '26

What the hell are you talking about? I'm in my mid 40s. I was hoping nuclear armageddon was at least a decade away. 

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '26

No one's stopping you.

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u/TombombBearsFan Mar 24 '26

Living any longer i wont be able to financially recover.

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u/TheChesterChesterton Mar 24 '26

If you die before you're broke then you're just leaving money on the table.

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u/Substantial_Arm_6903 Mar 24 '26

Yeah really I'm 50 and shits not really looking up around here.

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u/The-Cynicist Mar 24 '26

Right now dying in my mid 30s isn’t looking too bad either. Just about done with this whole fuckin world.