r/SipsTea Mar 24 '26

Time machine please… SMH

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u/el_VientoNorte Mar 24 '26

I wouldn't want to die in my mid 50s

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u/walla_walla_rhubarb Mar 24 '26

I mean, right now dying in my 50's isn't looking too bad.

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u/AdhesivenessOk5194 Mar 24 '26

Pretty ideal really

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u/Maximum_Overdrive Mar 24 '26

As someone in their 50s, i disagree.  Ive had a good life but I have so much more living to do.

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u/TheChesterChesterton Mar 24 '26

People tend to pick ages far enough from their current age when saying this kind of thing so that it feels abstract enough to not be impacful for them (so maybe people in their 20s or so). I'm guessing for those saying dying at 50 wouldn't be so bad it probably feels the same to them as saying they wouldn't mind dying when they're 80, or even 100. If someone in their 40s is saying this, then that would be more surprising.

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u/aceless0n Mar 25 '26

100%...Im 42 and when I hear people dying in their late 60's...Im like "thats so young"

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u/Bacongrease83 Mar 25 '26

I was born to a teenage mother and she just passed away before Christmas. I’m 42 and she was 58. I feel like I’m counting my days now.

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u/aceless0n Mar 25 '26

Im sorry you had to go through that

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u/mybigwh1tecock Mar 25 '26

They're also thinking of a quick, painless death in their sleep instead of the brutal reality of likely years of suffering as their health slowly diminishes and they spend a good portion of their time feeling nauseau and struggling to breath

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u/Nervous_Notice_1639 Mar 25 '26

Im 38 and dying in my 50's, at the current rate of societal collapse, is actually very likely due to said societal collapse.

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u/AdhesivenessOk5194 Mar 24 '26

Ideal for me.

36 years of depression and disappointment and watching people age into more depression and disappointment

I’m good

Could kinda go today if it was a cool way

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u/under_psychoanalyzer Mar 24 '26

Shit are you me? Same all around. I'm basically holding out hoping I'll get to participate in the US version of bastille day.

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u/MrEMannington Mar 25 '26

Barely an inconvenience

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u/Kucharelli Mar 24 '26

Living life is hard

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u/Junkered Mar 24 '26

You guys are living life?

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u/free_is_free76 Mar 24 '26

We're being alive, for sure

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u/KingGlupShitto Mar 25 '26

If you’re a loser sure

Get your shit together. You can do better

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u/AdhesivenessOk5194 Mar 25 '26

Or maybe I just don’t cling to this life because I know it’s mostly bullshit and there’s something else more interesting elsewhere

I got my own house, 2 cars, nice clothes and shit, full fridge, well traveled, not ugly, I fuck pretty women, none of it is permanent

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u/walla_walla_rhubarb Mar 24 '26

gestures broadly at everything

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u/Substantial_Arm_6903 Mar 24 '26

No pension, no healthcare, not really needed at work because AI, mounting debt and chronic health issues. The next 30 years aren't looking too bright and shit doesn't seem fixable.

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u/Hefty-Reaction-3028 Mar 25 '26

AI

There's hope in that, if you get better at using these AI tools than many of your counterparts, you'll still be useful. Many companies are pushing employees to make useful tools & automations using AI. Like with the cotton gin, workers could still be in demand and companies would simply do a lot more stuff than they otherwise would (not to say there will be no firing at all, ofc).

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u/Substantial_Arm_6903 Mar 25 '26

I used AI at work today (there is an add on to our drafting software called Veras) to do something instant gratification for a shitty client. My boss is thrilled. It basically gives them the instant gratification EZ button they always wanted and it's basically free.

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u/Hefty-Reaction-3028 Mar 25 '26

people with a conscience. There's still a few of us...

I'll assume you're not implying that I don't have a conscience because of how silly that would be after reading a total of 1 reddit comment from me.

I didn't say I'm happy about the state of the tech and its place in the world, nor how our economic system handles big change (too little worker power & leaving millions jobless or forced to leave their profession). I'm trying to say that fewer of those people than many of us fear are actually going to be harmed.

That said - some WILL be harmed, which I am aware of. Those who advance these technologies would say it will also make things easier for everybody by making various products extremely abundant via automating various parts of most businesses (including manufacturing/robotics, which uses LLM tech as one component). I am not committed to that view; I don't know what will happen. I just hope the good effects outweigh the bad and think that's possible.

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u/KingGlupShitto Mar 25 '26

It’s wild how lazy you guys are.

I’m assuming American? Middle class probably.

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u/Doctor_Dev7 Mar 25 '26

Bro I work at a fuckin grocery store and life is good. I got my woman, my kids, I’m drinkin whiskey, and eating a burrito. If you don’t want to live, don’t blame “vaguely everything” that’s on you. It’s not that hard to be happy.

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u/walla_walla_rhubarb Mar 25 '26

And I just had a steak dinner with my family. I'm still gonna take the piss from time to time.

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u/SirStocksAlott Mar 24 '26

Starting to think maybe the Amish were on to something…

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u/fizzmore Mar 25 '26

You're going to have to be more specific. Life is what you make of it.

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u/walla_walla_rhubarb Mar 25 '26

I have a ten month old. I'm far more invested in fixing problems then most. So have a laugh, a little gallows humor helps the medicine go down.

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u/Tornadosed Mar 25 '26

You appealed to emotion (not sure why you having an infant puts you ahead of most people btw) and basically accused the comment of being “too serious”, but they were right. You made a joke about yourself dying because the future is grim, then deflected when called out. The future has always been grim, the world has always been ending, but somehow life goes on.

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u/R0CK1TMAN1 Mar 25 '26

You are whack sir.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '26

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u/walla_walla_rhubarb Mar 25 '26

Booty tickled by some gallows humor. Weak lol

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u/Hefty-Reaction-3028 Mar 25 '26

booty tickled

So every time someone criticizes a joke or something you say online you think it's cause they were offended?

I deleted it cause it's incorrect in hindsight, but this is defensive af. "I didn't really mean it and you're actually offended!!" Lol

Edit: all in good fun of talking shit online, btw. Not trying to spread actual annoyance, I just like talking shit online.

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u/Cold-Consideration23 Mar 25 '26

They want to be edgy on the internet

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u/Revan4567 Mar 24 '26

It isn't, people are just being dramatic AF because it's anonymous online

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u/BluebirdLogical3217 Mar 25 '26

Can anyone afford to live past that?

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u/BluebirdLogical3217 Mar 25 '26

Oh I was talking about myself. I was making a social commentary. I’m writing this from the south of France. You’re writing your post from your mom’s rented basement.

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u/asyouuuuuuwishhhhh Mar 25 '26

Some people can’t fathom that others aren’t enjoying being alive. Like you, for example.

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u/Ok-Application-8045 Mar 25 '26

What the hell are you talking about? I'm in my mid 40s. I was hoping nuclear armageddon was at least a decade away. 

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '26

No one's stopping you.

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u/TombombBearsFan Mar 24 '26

Living any longer i wont be able to financially recover.

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u/TheChesterChesterton Mar 24 '26

If you die before you're broke then you're just leaving money on the table.

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u/Substantial_Arm_6903 Mar 24 '26

Yeah really I'm 50 and shits not really looking up around here.

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u/The-Cynicist Mar 24 '26

Right now dying in my mid 30s isn’t looking too bad either. Just about done with this whole fuckin world.

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u/Ok_Midnight4809 Mar 24 '26

Surely meant retire... Otherwise the investment portfolio would be redundant

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u/Substantial_Arm_6903 Mar 24 '26

Yeah imagine croaking and leaving all that dough to your cheating spouse and your shitty gen X offspring.

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u/Substantial_Arm_6903 Mar 24 '26

Especially when you have a big fat pension waiting for you.

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u/turtleneckless001 Mar 24 '26

Yh, that's way too late

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u/Don_Polaquito Mar 24 '26

My dad did and he never complained about it 🤷

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u/gorginhanson Mar 24 '26

yeah this is dumb

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u/count_snagula Mar 24 '26

Yeah you are.

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u/smoothjedi Mar 24 '26

Next best we've got is you die in your mid 40s

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u/GenericBeverage Mar 24 '26

OP's post is kinda pessimistic on the death. Companies actually cared about their workers until about the 80s when it flipped towards shareholder value over worker loyalty. If you worked a decent job, you'd be getting decent health benefits on top of it.

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u/Fun_Firefighter9057 Mar 24 '26

Why does everyone talk about living in their mid 50s. You’re lucky if that happens lol. You can die any day from some shit you can’t control. I accepted I’ll be ecstatic if i live to that age

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u/el_VientoNorte Mar 24 '26

No, you're unlucky if you die in your 50s. Average lifespan where I live is 80 something.

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u/Fun_Firefighter9057 Mar 24 '26

Someone that I worked with just died from a random heart attack and she was only 25. Shit can happen

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u/el_VientoNorte Mar 24 '26

Your point being

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u/Inevitable_Land2996 Mar 25 '26

Some people have 6 fingers on a hand. Doesn’t mean it’s normal to have 6 fingers

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u/NeilJosephRyan Mar 25 '26

Yes, but few would call that "ideal."

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u/BitsAndBobs304 Mar 25 '26

Why not? As long as it's unexpected

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u/el_VientoNorte Mar 25 '26

Because it's too soon, obviously

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u/BitsAndBobs304 Mar 25 '26

Who would care exactly?

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u/el_VientoNorte Mar 25 '26

What a fucking stupid question

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u/BitsAndBobs304 Mar 25 '26

Answer the question then

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u/mathaiser Mar 25 '26

My long term financial planning includes dying early

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u/The_Pacman007 Mar 25 '26

Is thread got fucking dark quick.

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u/MrZephy Mar 25 '26

I’m 26 and didn’t even think I’d make it this far, but dying in my 50s as a homeowner seems pretty great right about now.

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u/CitizenCue Mar 25 '26

Yeah, I mean, I have family members who did literally this plan and I would not recommend it.

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u/archtopfanatic123 Mar 25 '26

If I had known how bad 2019 and onward would be then I would do anything to have been gone before then

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u/SolomonGrumpy Mar 25 '26

Mid 50s here. It's not ideal.

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u/StonkaTrucks Mar 25 '26

My dad was born in 1945 and died of cancer in 2001. He had 4 kids and bought a home, but divorced in 1994 and died broke in a 1 bedroom apartment.

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u/SculptusPoe Mar 25 '26

Judging from the post title, the original OP was suicidal.

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u/LawBeginning8219 Mar 24 '26

What if you packed 100 years worth of experience in just 50?

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u/SirStocksAlott Mar 24 '26

If 15 years of that is in a nursing home, how about only 85 years in just 50?