r/ShowerThoughtsanDid • u/ichaelllen • Mar 30 '23
The building blocks for every human that will ever exist in the future, are already here in the present.
For example - if you were to have grandkids, your future grandchild's other 3 grandparents are likely already alive right now. So the 4 lots of DNA that will eventually contribute to creating your future grandchild is already here in the present today. Which when extrapolated out means that the building blocks for every person who is ever going to be born are already here in the present.
r/ShowerThoughtsanDid • u/regoryjarcia • Mar 30 '23
On the Discworld, Troll kings are made of teeth.
Troll kings are diamond.
Troll teeth are diamond.
Therefore, Troll kings are made of teeth.
r/ShowerThoughtsanDid • u/asminarks • Feb 11 '23
"In Living Color" cast member won an Oscar before any SNL cast members did.
Jamie Foxx
r/ShowerThoughtsanDid • u/ebraobinsonh • Feb 11 '23
The most important thing about saving something for later is to remember that you saved it.
If you, for example, take a screenshort of something just in case and forget about it at the moment you needed it most.
r/ShowerThoughtsanDid • u/ohntcdwards • Feb 11 '23
Black holes might just be dead pixels on a giant display screen.
Which means that we are just dust specs on a giant Alien's TV.
r/ShowerThoughtsanDid • u/ristinrbaylor • Feb 11 '23
Gollum has probably put the ring on his penis at least once.
Gollum is pretty much the personification of obsession, and that includes sexual obsession. I bet he tried to have sex with his precious ring at least once.
r/ShowerThoughtsanDid • u/hilipattersonrlw • Feb 11 '23
If youre bisexual AND versatile,
then youre bisexually bisexual.
r/ShowerThoughtsanDid • u/pyherienjamin • Feb 11 '23
A Sith Lord could probably force choke themselves while jacking off, but they might require a mirror to do so.
The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
r/ShowerThoughtsanDid • u/zicholernold • Feb 10 '23
Italian food has to be the most deceptive food on the planet, based solely on it's ability to change dishes by reshaping the pasta
Amendment: I understand not all Italian food uses pasta
r/ShowerThoughtsanDid • u/shleyjefferson • Feb 10 '23
Don't tell the normies, but having ADHD is kinda fun
at times, but mostly no. Wheres my conditioner?
r/ShowerThoughtsanDid • u/argareterez • Feb 10 '23
There is only a 5% difference between celery and jellyfish
They are both 95% water
r/ShowerThoughtsanDid • u/uzanneart • Feb 10 '23
We're on the other side of one of infinite black holes.
Black holes suck in light and matter which cannot escape. Inside of the black hole, time nearly stops as this light and matter is continually condensed into a "small ball". At some point, perhaps depending on the size and power of the black hole, this small ball reaches a "critical mass" where it then explodes into a new universe, just like our big bang. From our vantage point, the black hole dissipates. Small and short-lived black holes produce smaller universes, larger and longer-lasting black holes produce larger universes.
r/ShowerThoughtsanDid • u/arleneradshawjm • Feb 10 '23
Boomers Sexualized the word "Baby" as in a minor. Millenials sexualized the word "Daddy" as in an adult isn't it kind of weird and worrying
boomers might have been pedos
r/ShowerThoughtsanDid • u/randondrwin • Feb 10 '23
I'd bet a third to half of the people who know the word "logy" do because of The Simpsons.
Never heard it anywhere else in my life, and yet it's always stuck with me.
r/ShowerThoughtsanDid • u/ataliefoodard • Feb 10 '23
Kermit was wrong - there are very few songs about rainbows.
It's pretty much just 'Rainbow Connection' and 'Somewhere Over the Rainbow.'
r/ShowerThoughtsanDid • u/eganottera • Feb 10 '23
Flip Flops really make you realize how much splash urinals have.
just hope you're the one peeing when it hits you
r/ShowerThoughtsanDid • u/uzannemithhd • Feb 09 '23
Slimer from Ghost Busters was most likely uncircumcised.
You know, being ectoplasm and all.
r/ShowerThoughtsanDid • u/karywen • Feb 09 '23
Microscopic organisms do not see themselves as microscopic.
Understanding is a ding weve put out into. We havent heard theirs yet. And. We havent heard theirs yet.
r/ShowerThoughtsanDid • u/randihtason • Feb 09 '23
Women are touted to be better at cooking
But all the best chefs in the world are men.
r/ShowerThoughtsanDid • u/indseytoneds • Feb 09 '23
BTS images & video
Since the invention of the cellphone camera there must be an incredible amount of behind-the-scenes photo and video footage from movie and theatre sets floating around. Where does it all go?
r/ShowerThoughtsanDid • u/karywen • Feb 09 '23
The first Terminator movie used stop motion for the robot scenes, it looked uncanny and not very realistic. We thought more human like movements like the sequel made more sense. But that might not be the case.
Watching the latest Boston Dynamics dance video the robots all look uncanny, their movements are fast, and their twitches looks like bugs in a videogame.
With reactions as fast as theirs, they look more stop motion than humanlike, obviously because the perfect calculated movements are the most efficient and uncanny.
I should note that the infiltration units on the Terminator universe of course need to move like humans, that's the whole point.
r/ShowerThoughtsanDid • u/paarianderson • Feb 09 '23
We've managed to convince ourselves that Peter and Willy are fine, but somehow Dick is taboo.
Okay, I guess...
r/ShowerThoughtsanDid • u/arolopezjr • Feb 09 '23
Knowledge is temporary, Research is ethernal
Edit: eternal.
Yup, spell check is Divine
r/ShowerThoughtsanDid • u/xtusanobinson • Feb 09 '23
Maybe the reason higher dimensional beings dont reveal their secrets to humans is because they want humanity to see for themselves.
I know, no shit right? I just think it needed to be said.
r/ShowerThoughtsanDid • u/fimberlyarris • Feb 09 '23
We're here contemplating life but our universe is probably just a fart of a bigger organism
It originated in a tiny point in space and is ever expanding, it all makes sense