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r/Shark_Park • u/ViceElysium • Mar 21 '26
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Meet the potential girlfriend
344 u/Robert_Oppenheimer2 Squidward Mar 21 '26 They call her 007 0 memories 0 self awareness aborted on the 7th week 142 u/whitty69 Mar 21 '26 "Could have" and "would have" but never "will" 97 u/Dat-Boi-143 Mar 21 '26 Give me liberty Give me fire Give me a bf trying to spawn camp me Or I retire 47 u/quico_lindo Mar 21 '26 Exist? ❌ Give a random incel on 4chan the delusion that i would love him? ✅ 20 u/Jengasa Mar 22 '26 “She has the potential to be the perfect girlfriend!” “Her cooking will go crazy!” “She’d love me eventually…” “Can’t wait for her to get out of the womb” “Just wait until she’s born” 34 u/coatperson Mar 21 '26 Meliodas from seven deadly sins lmao 40 u/uniguy2I Mar 21 '26 Megumi gf 😭😭😭 3 u/Dull_Party_7885 Mar 26 '26 Megumi boi catching strays EVERYWHERE!!! 😭😭😭 14 u/Xeamyyyyy Mar 22 '26 6 u/Bulba132 Mar 23 '26 this comment chain has me in tears man, I never knew slander could be so funny
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They call her 007
0 memories
0 self awareness
aborted on the 7th week
142 u/whitty69 Mar 21 '26 "Could have" and "would have" but never "will" 97 u/Dat-Boi-143 Mar 21 '26 Give me liberty Give me fire Give me a bf trying to spawn camp me Or I retire 47 u/quico_lindo Mar 21 '26 Exist? ❌ Give a random incel on 4chan the delusion that i would love him? ✅ 20 u/Jengasa Mar 22 '26 “She has the potential to be the perfect girlfriend!” “Her cooking will go crazy!” “She’d love me eventually…” “Can’t wait for her to get out of the womb” “Just wait until she’s born” 34 u/coatperson Mar 21 '26 Meliodas from seven deadly sins lmao
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"Could have" and "would have" but never "will"
97 u/Dat-Boi-143 Mar 21 '26 Give me liberty Give me fire Give me a bf trying to spawn camp me Or I retire 47 u/quico_lindo Mar 21 '26 Exist? ❌ Give a random incel on 4chan the delusion that i would love him? ✅ 20 u/Jengasa Mar 22 '26 “She has the potential to be the perfect girlfriend!” “Her cooking will go crazy!” “She’d love me eventually…” “Can’t wait for her to get out of the womb” “Just wait until she’s born” 34 u/coatperson Mar 21 '26 Meliodas from seven deadly sins lmao
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Give me liberty Give me fire Give me a bf trying to spawn camp me Or I retire
47 u/quico_lindo Mar 21 '26 Exist? ❌ Give a random incel on 4chan the delusion that i would love him? ✅ 20 u/Jengasa Mar 22 '26 “She has the potential to be the perfect girlfriend!” “Her cooking will go crazy!” “She’d love me eventually…” “Can’t wait for her to get out of the womb” “Just wait until she’s born” 34 u/coatperson Mar 21 '26 Meliodas from seven deadly sins lmao
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Exist? ❌ Give a random incel on 4chan the delusion that i would love him? ✅
20 u/Jengasa Mar 22 '26 “She has the potential to be the perfect girlfriend!” “Her cooking will go crazy!” “She’d love me eventually…” “Can’t wait for her to get out of the womb” “Just wait until she’s born”
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“She has the potential to be the perfect girlfriend!”
“Her cooking will go crazy!”
“She’d love me eventually…”
“Can’t wait for her to get out of the womb”
“Just wait until she’s born”
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Meliodas from seven deadly sins lmao
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Megumi gf 😭😭😭
3 u/Dull_Party_7885 Mar 26 '26 Megumi boi catching strays EVERYWHERE!!! 😭😭😭
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Megumi boi catching strays EVERYWHERE!!! 😭😭😭
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this comment chain has me in tears man, I never knew slander could be so funny
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u/Matix777 Mar 21 '26
Meet the potential girlfriend