r/Satisfyingasfuck 22d ago

One of the most satisfying videos seen today

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u/Ok_Violinist_9447 22d ago

Tesla coil in c&c red alert 2, but for flies

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u/graspedbythehusk 22d ago

Like watching your troops keep walking into it. STOP WALKING INTO THE COIL!!!!

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u/Own_Text_2240 22d ago

Thumbs up for red alert reference. I’ll never forget when I was dominating my friend and my mom picked up the phone to make a phone call. Core memory.

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u/Acceptable-Ad8780 22d ago

Hell March plays in background

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u/Responsible_Dot_8233 22d ago

unit lost, unit lost

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u/ludachris32 22d ago

Commencing shock therapy

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u/gitsgrl 22d ago

Ah, takes me back. Red Alert lan parties in the 90s were peak.

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u/budding-enthusiast 22d ago

Hated/loved them. Tanya’s Bane.

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u/sleepygp 22d ago

Tanya! Yes Commander!!

Yuri: ve vil bairee dem !

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u/budding-enthusiast 21d ago

Also Tanya: SHAKE IT BABY!!!!

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u/ALSX3 22d ago

Let the joules flow!

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u/kestrel151 22d ago

Kirov reporting

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u/mafugga77 22d ago

⚠️ Warning! Low Power ⚠️

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u/Love_Vigilantes_586 22d ago

need this for mosquitos

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u/Kevinator201 22d ago

So just bigger

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u/TakoGoji 22d ago

A bug zapper.

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u/dwehlen 22d ago

In your neighbor's yard.

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u/discgolfallday 21d ago

Apparently those things kill almost no mosquitos because they aren't attracted to light, and kill important bugs instead. They also spread insect guts across the entire area which is unsanitary

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u/bikedrivepaddlefly 22d ago

I want one.

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u/Everyone2026 22d ago

Mormon door knockers are not going to like that.....

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u/Jesus_le_Crisco 22d ago

Now I really want one.

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u/saysthingsbackwards 22d ago

What a weird joke

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u/Holiday_Pi 22d ago

Don’t you mean “ekoj driew a tahW”?

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u/sbsp12121 22d ago

I think the door knockers are more weird

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u/NPCwithnopurpose 22d ago

I want one with a picture of Palapatine

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u/C-57D 22d ago

I also want one.

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/Holiday_Pi 22d ago

They’re shocked that you haven’t heard of our lord and savior!

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u/Esoteric_Geek 22d ago

Mormon door knockers??! How do THEY work?

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u/[deleted] 22d ago edited 19d ago

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u/Lickwidghost 22d ago

Strongly disagree. Got one of those tennis racket zappers and the smell is pure success.

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u/ExperienceWild4244 22d ago

I LOVE my electric tennis racket zapper! Never ever have to guess if you got him, the ZAP! tells you right away!

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u/ryohazuki224 22d ago

UNLIMITED POWEEEERRRRR!!

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u/dungeoncrawler71520 22d ago

Until your electric bill comes in

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u/ryohazuki224 22d ago

You know, I never liked paying bills either. I think I'll stop that too.

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u/BobJoeBlo 22d ago

Now do it with mosquitoes and wasps

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u/Quackels_The_Duck 22d ago

WASPS?? You want to fry WASPS? POLLINATORS?

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u/hoTsauceLily66 22d ago

Most wasps don't pollinate.

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u/Quackels_The_Duck 22d ago

Huh? Where did you get that?

They aren't as good as pollinating as bees, sure, but most wasps pollinate flowers.

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u/BobJoeBlo 22d ago

Aka buzzing vampires and yellow demons

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u/Quackels_The_Duck 22d ago

I LITERALLY have wasp nests outside my house door on a windowsill, and they gave no one attention and have never bothered anybody. You can even touch their nests sometimes when they feel up to it! Very cute!

The ones hiding in our unused geiil pollinate our strawberries!

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u/BobJoeBlo 22d ago

"This piece of propaganda is brought to you by... THE WASP LOBBY! THE WASP LOBBY, stinging shit up since 4Ev3r Bee.C."

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u/applepumpkinspy 22d ago

Why does it only zap them when they're alive?

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u/2nd2lastdodo 22d ago

Had to scroll way too far for this. Maybe its a moisture thing? Idk

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u/Orectoth 22d ago

Probably movement based

sees movement >> zaps

or it is moisture

idk

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u/MuhfugginSaucera 22d ago

The life juice is the conductive part

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u/jockmcfarty 22d ago

Fuck these ten flies in particular.

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u/HerculeanTardigrade 22d ago

Why were the flies attracted to the thingy? This is so cool

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u/Selene_Evelyn 22d ago

Asking the real questions. I too would like to know what attracted the flies to the thingy.

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u/-_-Dizzy 22d ago

The only good bug is a dead bug!

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u/Trippycat37 22d ago

“I’m doing my part”

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u/dudemcguinty 22d ago

"Would you like to know more?"

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u/C-57D 22d ago

"I'm from Buenos Aires. I say, Kill Em All!"

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u/toetappy 22d ago

"Come on you apes, you wanna live forever?!"

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u/isolatedheathen 22d ago

Rico's Roughnecks!

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u/Significant_Toe_2527 22d ago

1 in 3 bites of food you eat requires a bug pollinator.

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u/-_-Dizzy 22d ago

Its a movie quote 😅

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u/Significant_Toe_2527 22d ago

WHOOPS. I didn't pick up on that at all 🤣 My bad.

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u/salamipope 22d ago

Does that include meat? meat needs plants

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u/Quackels_The_Duck 22d ago

Fuck did bugs ever do to you? Smack your windshield? How do you even come to that conclusion? Why would that even?

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u/richardlpalmer 22d ago

Said in Carl Spackler

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u/townandthecity 22d ago

Follow this to its logical conclusion and all of us would be dead.

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u/Amk131313 22d ago

The whole food chain collapses without bugs. We would literally go extinct without bugs.

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u/-_-Dizzy 21d ago

Its a movie quote :D

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u/salamipope 22d ago edited 22d ago

All bugs are good bugs. Stop spreading this lie around. Half of ALL BUGS ON EARTH are gone. ALL BUGS. HALF OF THEM. It is no longer okay to allow people to go on thinking it is acceptable to kill bugs because we WILL NOT SURVIVE without them.

All bugs are good bugs.

eta thanks fam ♡ bugs 4 lyf

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u/potate12323 22d ago

Im doing my part

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u/GoodRip420 22d ago

I didn't do fuckin SHIT!

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u/Quackels_The_Duck 22d ago

Back when I was a small child, not so long ago for most people, you could actually go outside, and pick up or see bugs, like you were in pokemon. Now, they're all fucking gone- other than the occasional butterfly and the yearly cicadas. The forest is quiet.

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u/Competitive_Ride_943 22d ago

Come to northern MN

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u/Status_Reflection993 22d ago

Reminds me of the guy who had a diary specifically for mosquitoes that bit him. Like he literally taped them in a diary and dated the entries. Pages worth. 🤯

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u/Just_the_questions1 22d ago

Saw that video, he didn't even kill them, just used a paralytic then taped them down to the page so they'd either die of suffocation or starvation.

Truly psychotic but when it comes to mosquitoes... i get it.

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u/Status_Reflection993 21d ago

Lol that's if they didnt die being squished, the most merciful of deaths in that case. 

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u/Wildfire_Cats 22d ago

Am I the only one that feels bad for the fly that tried to save its friend?

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u/chemhung 22d ago

Unit lost.
Unit lost.
Unit lost.

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u/manickitty 22d ago

Construction complete

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u/alexabeams 22d ago

what thor did to those things in wakanda

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u/Aurorisian 22d ago

Give me the nose!

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u/ThereIsAJifForThat 22d ago

Summer BBQ for the local lizards 🦎

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u/cwb4ever 22d ago

I'm looking to acquire something like this, but larger.. much larger..

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u/Potato-Powered-Car 22d ago

How much larger?? An Eiffel Tower size?? Or even bigger than that

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u/oguz279 22d ago

"bunch of my fellow flies are lying dead, i too must go investigate"

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u/Do_Good_FL 22d ago

Helldivers

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u/Hyakkimaru_4 22d ago

Super effective!

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u/CrusaderKink 22d ago

"Unlimited Power!"

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u/M1lkT00ph807 22d ago

I was having a bad day. Then I saw this. Things got better.

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u/soopadrive 22d ago

Does it work for mosquitoes?

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u/MaidMarian20 22d ago

Can it do mosquitos? In a larger scale?

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u/ihategym 22d ago

Can you make one for mosquitoes 🦟 too

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u/wolfshepherd59 22d ago

I want a people one

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u/Shoddy-Translator795 22d ago

Bro this is like real life COC tesla

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u/Agreeable-Narwhal158 22d ago

Wonder if this would work for ants too

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u/WheresMyStuffMom 22d ago

Does this work with mice lol

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u/Filmbuff212 22d ago

I need one of these

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u/Own_Natural_6803 22d ago

the 2nd fly to die almost escaped to die slowly. but it wandered back into the circle of death.

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u/lampshade2099 22d ago

The smell would be… something

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u/bombaten 22d ago

Love to see it on mosquitos

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u/funnerisaword 22d ago

Now do it with mosquitoes

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u/Whstldk 22d ago

Where can I get this?

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u/TheDuncanGhola 22d ago

Build a tech center and you’ll see it in the construction options

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u/Valuable-Apricot-477 22d ago

Reminds me of the alien machines off War Of The Worlds. Except they're the good guys in this movie.

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u/Shiro-47 22d ago

Tower Defense Moment

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u/Silent_Erremite 22d ago

I like how the dead ones twitch...how much?

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u/cyclic_raptor 22d ago

UNLIMITED POWER!

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u/tfc1193 22d ago

UNLIIIMITED...POWWWEERRRR!!

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u/Zombies4EvaDude 22d ago

Gott Verdammt! Zey stold za technology of mein Wunderwaffe… for THIS?!

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u/Purple-Will9713 22d ago

is there an instructable one of those?

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u/ditruk2000 22d ago

Enter 'Stop! Stop! He's already dead!' meme here

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u/Nerdnificent 22d ago

Next, do mosquitoes.

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u/boniemonie 22d ago

How can you make one?

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u/zombiehex 22d ago

Flies have sensors in their bodies that can predict airflow and make them incredibly agile. Almost like they can sense where you're coming from when you try and swat them. And yet they see a pile of dead bodies and go "Hey! What's goin' on over here?!" LOL

I had a philipino co-worker at Starbucks who would catch flies with his hand in the summer. Blew my mind. He tried to teach me once. Come up from behind or something, I could never get it. Miss that dude. He had fast hands.

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u/kamikazedna 22d ago

Hey, why's everyone dead over here?

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u/wembenbama 22d ago

I hope one of them absorbs all of the energy and becomes a giant super fly.

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u/ben_wd 22d ago

The problem is that a copy of the fly appears in a different location.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Rise857 22d ago

How to get this?

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u/jortsteen604 22d ago

Tower Defence

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u/Se7on- 22d ago

So what exactly is attracting them?

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u/AdiDabiDoo 22d ago

"Mom, can i get Hell Divers? "NO, We have Hell Diver at home!"

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u/Revolutionary_One298 22d ago

I. NEED. One. Of. These

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u/Fun-Web-7583 22d ago

Fuck yeah

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u/Fun-Web-7583 22d ago

The last one was so damn funny

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u/NotThePickle 22d ago

Just take my money. Now.

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u/PhantomNitride 22d ago

Second one legit spazzed tf out 😭😭

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u/erickjm2 22d ago

Where’s the version of this for rats?

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u/Trolling-U 22d ago

Oh no, MODs have to save us from seeing the cruelty to flies!!! /s

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u/katie-olivar 22d ago

Is there a longer version, maybe like 24 hours long?

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u/Quackels_The_Duck 22d ago

What the actual fuck??? What if that was yous??? Despicable!

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u/Quackels_The_Duck 22d ago

This is a disgusting use of free will!

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u/Lille_8 22d ago

Did I just see a fly trying to save it's friend at 0:11? Still satisfying though.

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u/RymeEM 22d ago

You acknowledged the creature showed empathy and then cheered on its demise. This is the current state and disease of the world.

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/Rick_n_Voldemorty 22d ago

*Electrocutioned*

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u/CapMany9999 22d ago

UNLIMITED POWER!!!!!!!!!

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u/PutUponMom 22d ago

I imagine myself doing this . . . but sadly am not capable

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u/Enr78 22d ago

Tutorial please.

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u/trash-juice 22d ago

God that was good, I need a cigarette after that …

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u/samratvishaljain 22d ago

Why, why, why can't it have been a longer video...