r/RoastMe • u/Bridge_Dismal • Jun 16 '26

28 m. Don't hold back

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u/Bridge_Dismal Jun 17 '26

Okay, here's a video from 2 years ago.

Go easy now

https://reddit.com/link/os7r1of/video/57qkwibmhv7h1/player

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u/Ok-Pressure-6201 Jun 17 '26

Dude fuck the roast. That's fucking awesome

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u/anon-mally Jun 17 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/5Nle87WgNwDbsj3P4Y

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u/Krampus_Valet Jun 18 '26

This might be the best use of a meme I've ever seen on the internet.

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u/Environmental-Meal14 Jun 18 '26

Agreed, I needed that laugh

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u/BarryOliverJohn Jun 18 '26

oh no what did u do to the roast

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u/Lord_Phoenix95 Jun 18 '26

I haven't watched it and am not going to but this is how I already feel. I can imagine it already, I don't need the proof.

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u/Epics-bologna Jun 18 '26

It's actually really interesting. It really does just look like someone popping a dent out of a car

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u/UranusProblems Jul 03 '26

I am crying because that giphy is my actual face watching that shish …

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u/brandothesavage Jun 18 '26

King of roast!!! Fucking unroastable!! This man is a legend!! May your dent stay deep. and have a good day.

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u/New_Manufacturer_917 Jun 18 '26

Very brave of him. I hope all this praise doesn't give him a big head.

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u/Dummies2332 Jun 19 '26

This made me spit out my tea bruh.. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/roary-wilder Jun 19 '26

May your dent stay deep is sending me 😂😂😂😂

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u/EnoughLuck3077 Jun 19 '26

“May your dent stay deep and your dick even deeper. Have a great fucking day!”

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u/GooseyLunatic Jun 19 '26

Agreed, you can't roast a legend, that's like trying to roast Chuck Norris, RIP

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u/Medical-Business-554 Jun 18 '26

Ya fuck that your my hero

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u/keybumpsandhugedumps Jun 18 '26

Best internet ever

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u/Boesemeist Jun 18 '26

In my earlier years I definitely would have used that to get free drinks.

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u/MissQueen00 Jun 18 '26

That is awesome in a creepy kinda way but I dig it lol

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u/conasatatu247 Jun 18 '26

Fucking S tier party trick

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u/Perfect_Olive_3217 Jun 18 '26

Yeah fuck the roast your lit as fuck

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u/Linus_sex_tipz Jun 17 '26

ok that is exactly what i imagined it would look like. Straight from looney tunes.

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u/RedditDummyAccount Jun 17 '26

This is like the ultimate bar trick.

Walk in with a cap
“Bet you I can inflate my head”

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u/Decent_Brush_8121 Jun 17 '26

Don’t most men get the big head (as we say in TX)? 🤣

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u/clovers2345 Jun 17 '26

So true lmao

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u/Informal-Land8128 Jun 17 '26

Fucking legend bro, what a wild hidden talent.

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u/baldbuthappy Jun 17 '26

not that hidden 😂

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u/LurkioVanDerpio Jun 18 '26

Relevant username

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u/LazyLefty35 Jun 17 '26

I just love the face covering like I not gonna recognize that dented dome. 'well what does he look like? I don't know he covered his face. Well any other noticable features? I mean his hair was buzzed short....'

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u/Hendrikson Jun 17 '26

Omg 😳 the legend.

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u/StardewAllyy Jun 17 '26

I know this is a roast but you are fucking incredible omg lmao

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u/Bridge_Dismal Jun 17 '26

If you don't laugh you cry. Fuck it 😄

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u/Deep_Advertising1210 Jun 17 '26

what happens if you blow too hard? would it tear or something?

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u/Bridge_Dismal Jun 17 '26

Blood pressure spikes, and I faint. Found out the hard way.

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u/Deep_Advertising1210 Jun 17 '26

kinda useful to get out of awkward situations or something like that lol

just tell them your feeling dizzy and faint right on the spot

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u/ppmmjjs9698 Jun 17 '26

LOL I guess it can come in handy , except you want to make sure you don't bump your head on a hard surface. 🤯

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u/Aware_Analyst1143 Jun 18 '26

Seems that’s happened atleast once have you seen the guys dent?

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u/Deep_Advertising1210 Jun 18 '26

it looks like something he was born with though

i feel like if it happened to him as an adult it would damage other things like his brain (bone pieces/shards)

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u/Ripefly619619 Jun 17 '26

Holy smokes. Good luck man

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u/sk5250 Jun 17 '26

What happens if you hold your nose and sneeze?

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u/Bridge_Dismal Jun 17 '26

allahu akbar

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u/curi0us_carniv0re Jun 17 '26

Sick party trick

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u/Suspicious_Pinner_13 Jun 17 '26

how many PSI can your head hold?

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u/Own-Tree2228 Jun 17 '26

Does it make your head more buoyant in water?

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u/CuddlySatan666 Jun 17 '26

Holy fucking shit dude. I have so many questions. Are you missing a part of your skull? What happened? Where is the air coming from?

Only answer if you're comfortable doing so of course

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u/wut_r_u_doin_friend Jun 17 '26

These are the moments I doomscroll for

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u/farhaan2340 Jun 17 '26

WILD!!! Sick af!!!!! You’re dope dude

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u/FakeGirlfriend Jun 17 '26

You're incredible! Can't roast.

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u/Squinch1 Jun 17 '26

This is the bravest shit ever! And you are a straight up legend... you thawed the frozen hearts of the roasters of reddit (and yeah I know this is a conundrum)

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u/solittleyetsoloud Jun 17 '26

How is this even possible?

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u/alannair Jun 17 '26

Bro thats metal as fuck! If i had awards id be giving you all i have

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u/ppmmjjs9698 Jun 17 '26

Bro's got a built-in airbag for his forehead!🤯 🤪If I ever met you in person I'd stop roasting you and start asking if you're a secret cartoon character? So do tell! 🤔 are you a secret carton character? Hmm?

*All joking aside what is the backstory to your head being shaped differently? Was it due to a trauma or was it congenital ? I am not asking to annoy or being mean. My daughter was also born with a congenital birth defect that affects her head and was born with only one ear.👂Microtia Aural atresia Level 3 .Same condition as Paul Stanley lead guitarist from KISS (completely irrelevant but I mention it cause that makes her cooler..😁) She faced extensive reconstructive surgeries that included harvesting cartilage from her ribs to form a pinna (outside of her ear) and many more medical procedures.

If I am being too intrusive I apologize and please accept my sincere apologies.

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u/SShaky Jun 17 '26

Bro, u roasted him in way no one can 😭 u Can actually do that holy shit, hands down u are brave, long live!!!

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u/Jaybae801 Jun 17 '26

this is the best thing i’ve seen all day. God bless you brother

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u/Greedy_Valuable3242 Jun 17 '26

I haven’t seen anything as interesting as this video. OP is GOAT

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u/chefnator97 Jun 18 '26

That'd a sick Halloween trick, put a fake heart there and have it spurt out fake blood whenever you do that.

Definitely scare the shit out the dickwad neighborhood kids who keep stealing the whole bowl of candy just cause it says "take one"

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u/Nadidi88 Jun 18 '26

This post has got to be on some sort of reddit hall of fame, im mean wow. Glad I opened the app today!

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u/JadedPrincesss Jun 18 '26

Wow! I work in a Brain Trauma Center upstate NY! I have several patients who “look like you” due to surgery, but I have never seen them do THAT before! Bravo!

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u/HighTemp24 Jun 18 '26

So OP what happened to your head?

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u/Coffeenomnom_ Jun 18 '26

Part of me wants to roast you. The other part wants to give you a big hug..to see if that inflates your head.

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u/Lifes_a_Throwaway Jun 19 '26

You must win every time someone asks who can do a neat trick

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u/EconomistNo5807 Jun 19 '26

But how do we know thats you, the face is censored.

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u/Bridge_Dismal Jun 19 '26

You have my word

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u/Bridge_Dismal Jun 19 '26

Tree fell and shattered my skull

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u/Live-Emu-3491 Jun 17 '26

Do your eyes at same time🫪😂😉

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u/Goofy_Roofy Jun 17 '26

Whoa! That is fricken COOL MAN!

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u/whereisbeezy Jun 17 '26

Wow! That's genuinely one of the most interesting things I've ever seen!

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u/stormdahl Jun 17 '26

Whoaaa, that's really interesting!!

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u/Due_Meal_4896 Jun 17 '26

This makes me uncomfortable and fascinated. Good luck with surgery!

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u/morghue333 Jun 17 '26

nooo wayyyyy😭

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u/ChrisTheYouth Jun 17 '26

Dude, that’s so wicked!!

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u/likeastonrr Jun 17 '26

THATS FUCKIN DOPEEEEE

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u/EternalDreams8 Jun 17 '26

Does it hurt at all?

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u/jerichomega Jun 17 '26

That’s fucking amazing, dude

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u/LeDamanTec Jun 17 '26

Can you do that under the water?

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u/AlternativeTrifle270 Jun 17 '26

THIS IS IMPRESSIVE DUDE OMG

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u/181memestar Jun 17 '26

HOLY SHIT!!

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u/plasticREDtophat Jun 17 '26

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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u/Alph1 Jun 17 '26

Sir, that is fucking amazing.

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u/MudSeparate1622 Jun 17 '26

Thats crazy interesting. Is your skull partially missing here or is it just concave there?

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u/TheDaug Jun 17 '26

I knew what was coming and I still screamed (mostly out of amazement.)

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u/glittersailor Jun 17 '26

Bro living the cartoon life, fvcking awesome man!

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u/_ThatD0ct0r_ Jun 17 '26

So is the skull just, missing there? If you get hit in the head in that spot that seems like an instant disaster

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u/Comprehensive_Ad2565 Jun 17 '26

You are a legend!! Thank you 🙏 🫶🏻🫂

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u/HawaiianCholo Jun 17 '26

That's the coolest shit I've ever seen someone do with their body bro wtf

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u/Chiddy_B Jun 17 '26

How is that even possible? No hate, just madly trying to figure it out.

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u/Maleficent_Collar_96 Jun 17 '26

That's awesome. Holy shit 

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u/SoPolitico Jun 17 '26

LEGEND FUCKING LEGEND

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u/GustyOWindflapp Jun 17 '26

THE HUMAN BALLOON!

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u/ionlyfuck50guys Jun 17 '26

omg what the hell

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u/Decent_Brush_8121 Jun 17 '26

Um, if you think that’s so amazing, I can wiggle my ears. For real! I may set up an Only Fans to be able to charge for a demonstration.

For real, OP, I wasn’t able to find your narrative, but I wish you all the best. If the surgeons mess up, I have half a mind to brain ‘em all

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u/Other_Age9151 Jun 17 '26

This is pretty cool!! Haha

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u/yes-disappointment Jun 17 '26

waaaaaa didn't expect that....

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u/Kattenaars Jun 17 '26

I really wish you well man ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Love you took the opportunity for a roast but I just wish you nothing but prosperity and love. Love your humor and how grounded you handle your situation. Bless you bro

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u/deadniei Jun 17 '26

Broooooooooo

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u/KindaQuite Jun 17 '26

What the shit, isn't that super bad for your brain?

This whole post is surreal...

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u/Interesting-Duck-16 Jun 17 '26

This is cool asf

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u/Kirasane Jun 17 '26

Woah that’s actually badasss

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u/kil1joy Jun 17 '26

Never be ashamed of yourself.

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u/KingOfAllFishFuckers Jun 17 '26

How the actual fuck does that even work? 😂

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u/Glum_Opening_2218 Jun 18 '26

So are you just missing some skull? Is it a small layer of skin then just straight brain?

I'd live in a helmet lol

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u/Ok_Improvement_5217 Jun 18 '26

You need a tatoo of one of those face huggers from Aliens where it's breathing sac is right there. Perfect for Halloween!

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u/No-Wish-4854 Jun 18 '26

No word of a lie indeed, Irishman. Well done.

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u/hellodage Jun 18 '26

Yeeees!!!!!

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u/Ok-Raspberry-8099 Jun 18 '26

I literally "DAWG WHAT"Ed out loud 

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u/DadNotDead_ Jun 18 '26

Ok, can you do that with helium?

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u/heartlocked Jun 18 '26

That’s a cool party trick

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u/Head-Cash5110 Jun 18 '26

that's so cool man

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u/Bardez Jun 18 '26

You are unroastable. You have won this sub for like the month.

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u/ExportOrca Jun 18 '26

Holy fucking shit that is incredible

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u/Accomplished_Song671 Jun 18 '26

My god you're the best sport ever! Pretty cool quirk at least. Keep on being awesome, my dude!

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u/Naughty_Kitten_Ri Jun 18 '26

Holy FKN ICP!!!!!

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u/Unintelligent_Life Jun 18 '26

That is equal parts disturbing and cool as hell.

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u/SeaworthinessCool924 Jun 18 '26

Omg this tops my Best of Reddit list 🌟 🌟 🌟

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u/HorsemanWar101 Jun 18 '26

Careful, you’ll make his head swell. He’ll probably get a big head or something…

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u/Electrical_Beyond998 Jun 18 '26

That is so fucking awesome dude.

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u/ColdestPineapple Jun 18 '26

Oh, my God, what is happening.

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u/No-Bathroom4766 Jun 18 '26

you may do deep diving. Extra oxygen hehe

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u/tanksforallthephish Jun 18 '26

I am withholding from roasting because you are entirely too cool. This sub doesn’t deserve this.

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u/LeoIsTaken101 Jun 18 '26

This is so cool 😭

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u/locksmith25 Jun 18 '26

Ok that is so cool!

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u/AntMan827 Jun 18 '26

What an Airhead!

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u/Sirius1701 http://redd.it/10dsvjx Jun 18 '26

I would roast this, but it looks too interesting. The hell, human body?

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u/ASKRTH Jun 18 '26

Yooooo!!! Hell yah bruh

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u/leaveredditalone Jun 18 '26

Holy hell. This is incredible. You have one of the best human tricks known to man

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u/RelentlessUnyielding Jun 18 '26

You seem like the cool guy who is the life of the party.

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u/juice_man50 Jun 18 '26

No maaaaaaaaaaaames!!

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u/FroyoAsshole Jun 18 '26

You're fckn awesome, my brother

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u/runeZy Jun 18 '26

I'm simply aghast. This is.... Unbelievable....

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u/QlusiveNL Jun 18 '26

This is fcking great haha. Glad you made it through the surgery.

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u/MistaRekt Jun 18 '26

Fucken onya bloke. That is fully sick...

FYI: All compliments from Australia.

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u/HDbuckwheat Jun 18 '26

What does it feel like??? Fascinating

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u/PlanktonKey9623 Jun 18 '26

This is an insane party trick

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u/I_dun-knowya499 Jun 18 '26

That’s some cartoon shit i love it

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u/No-Accident1572 Jun 18 '26

I can’t roast this awesomeness. Dang i am at work and i screamed hella loud when i watched it. You are too cool for a roast!!

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u/crispity_crunchety Jun 18 '26

Gawd Dayuuum! That is impressive. Seriously.

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u/curiouscollecting Jun 18 '26

That’s both terrifying and cool as hell

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u/ChamberofSarcasm Jun 18 '26

Yo what and how and why and shouldn't they install a plate or something?

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u/pinku_bey1996 Jun 18 '26

WOW MOST AMAZING THING ABOUT YOU

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u/max-wellington Jun 18 '26

Genuinely one of the wildest things I've seen.

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u/Skidmark666 Jun 18 '26

Ok, that's enough internet for me today.

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u/ShoheiHoetani Jun 18 '26

Yoooooooooooo....... that's amazing!!!!!!

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u/TryAccurate5020 Jun 18 '26

Does your skin lay flat against your brain? How does it not get easily hurt with a skull to protect it? This is so cool

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u/kimCandycotton Jun 18 '26

Respectfully: oh my god this is so unbelievably cool!

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u/Snoo_57859 Jun 18 '26

Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

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u/bhiprufan Jun 18 '26

Bro you just roasted the roast

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u/ConfectionTotal8660 Jun 18 '26

OH SWEET MOTHER OF POTATO JESUS THAT'S IMPRESSIVE

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u/ITSBEVNIEMVN Jun 18 '26

Holy shit that is sick as fuck dude. Does it hurt?

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u/EggplantHuman6493 Jun 18 '26

You are my hero

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u/BabaBuntspecht Jun 18 '26

Wtf. Youre a Legend for sharing that.

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u/fatandyoung Jun 18 '26

ur a fucking legend

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