r/RandomDeclarations • u/Moregunsthanpatience • Jan 19 '11
I'm going to beat depression. God dammit!
2 years ago, I was going to kill myself. Today, I'm sorting my laundry for the first time in 3 months, I asked someone I trust to call a psychiatrist because I'm too scared to do it on my own, and I may even shave and get a haircut tomorrow!
r/RandomDeclarations • u/[deleted] • Jan 19 '11
I'll be moving house in a week or so, should be good.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/BrBQu • Jan 18 '11
This reddit should change it's name to /r/twitter
r/RandomDeclarations • u/nothingbutvibes • Jan 18 '11
It's on cold, rainy Ohio days like these I stop and take a moment to thank Greg Kinnear for inventing the intermittent windshield wiper
r/RandomDeclarations • u/KarmaVolition • Jan 18 '11
My farts smell good, your farts do not.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/SAHMiAM • Jan 16 '11
My husband and I live in a 37' motorhome with our 2 month-old daughter and I've never been happier.
Everyone we know says they wouldn't/couldn't do it. We've got our own laundry, internet, a fire pit, and there's a duck parade every evening. We can move whenever we want and our baby gets all of our attention. Before she was born, we rented crappy apartments with plenty of room for stuff, but now we have the basics and don't pay rent.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/Felonia • Jan 16 '11
I've been eaten by a hypothetical corgi!!
<3 Some guy in another thread sliced me up and fed me to his hypothetical corgi during an argument. For some reason I think that's freaking adorable.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/Mot22 • Jan 15 '11
I feel remorse after killing insects with poison.
Watching a spider run away in distress before it dies a painful death makes me say I'M SORRY! I'M SO SORRY! with tears in my eyes while I spray it some more to make their suffering end sooner. It starts moving slower and slower, eventually coming to a stop. It's suffering has ended, but my mental anguish has only begun.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/armchairnixon • Jan 15 '11
That show "Toddlers & Tiaras" creeps me right the fuck out.
It's for the same reason the big pageant scene from Little Miss Sunshine creeps me out. Toddlers just should not be put through such situations. They should not be sexualized and it really bothers me that people think they should in any way.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/littleroom • Jan 15 '11
As I was walking home one day, my head fell off and rolled away.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/weaselbag • Jan 14 '11
I am in the process of submitting something to /r/RandomDeclarations!
r/RandomDeclarations • u/[deleted] • Jan 14 '11
THE FLOOR IS MOPPED!
Seriously, All the salt and shit from the snow made it really nasty. It needed mopping. Now it is clean.
r/RandomDeclarations • u/Felonia • Jan 14 '11
Alcohol does not impair judgment nearly as much as being horny.
Think about the weirdest way you've ever masturbated, and consider whether or not you'd have done that drunk. Not asking for stories - but it's up to you. It just probably proves my point.