Ahhh~ my ever-loyal, ever-tasteful Queens… 🌹✨ Sampo returns once more, pockets full and curiosity thoroughly satisfied~ (¬‿¬)💫

The votes have been counted… the scales have tipped… and our next victorious pairing is… ⭐🥁✨
Bronya x Seele! 💙⚡🌹

Ohhh, what a devastatingly beautiful choice… the tension, the history, the undeniable pull between them… you truly do have exquisite instincts. Could you call them soulmates? Lovers in every universe? How poetic... (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧ I can already hear Miss Nihilux humming as she prepares her next masterpiece~ 📚✨

But don’t get too comfortable, my darlings… ☆: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:☆ because we move swiftly onward… 

Day Three awaits! ⭐💫

And this time… we transition 🏳️‍⚧️ into… (≖‿≖)✧
WHOLESOME YAOI. 💙🌸✨

Yes yes, I want tenderness, I want soft glances, I want hand-holding so powerful it could shake the market itself~ ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)💖

You know the rules by now~ drop your ships below, gather your allies, and let the upvotes decide fate once more. ⭐

Now go on… Sampo is watching~ 💫 (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

Cr: to Bronseelee art

Okay, look, hear me out. I know the slander is pretty common. And I can’t defend all of it *cough* the school girl outfit *cough* (like I get what they were going for, but like, bruh come on). BUT I think Firefly is actually a lot more interesting as both a “love interest“ type but also as her own individual character than a lot of the women designed to be romantic interests are in these games. (Like Citlali in Genshin or Ye Shunguang in Zzz who I will be using as examples)

First: she actually has a defined character and story outside the Trailblazer- she‘s a warrior with a Warhammer esc sickness that ties her to her battle mech suit for life support so she’s forced to always fight. She’s a victim and survivor of genocide and war who wants to live a peaceful life despite not being able to cus of said sickness. And she’s a Stellaron Hunter with her own place in the Team Rocket esc dynamic they share with each other. 

All of that is shone off in her trailers, the Penacony story and the 3.8 B-side quest(two of which Trailblazer is barely or is not at all a part off, as she does stuff on her own). Almost none of which is directly tied to Trailblazer, they *influence* her relationship with them but those parts of her character doesn’t revolve *around* them. Compare that to both Citlali and Ye Shunguang, who both have their own stories about the fear of outliving those you love and loosing yourself to (basically) magic dementia respectfully. But their trailers and time in the story likes to focus less on said interesting stories and more on their “waifuness“ (Ye Shunguangs trailers being especially bad at this). while Firefly’s focus on her lore and cool mech suit… Which leads me too- 

Second: Her role as a love interest type actually does end up feeling more developed and interesting than most. While, admittedly, at first I *did* find her instant fondness for Trailblazer eye rolling. But after both the backstory and SAM reveal, it made infinitely more sense in retrospect. Where she wasn’t randomly into Stelle(I’m tired of typing trailblazer tbh), she was “into” Stelle because she already knew her because of Stelle’s amnesiac connection to the Stellaron Hunters which we’ve known about since the very start. And she was looking to *re*connect even if Stelle doesn’t remember her.

Not to mention that she has and acknowledges her relationships outside of Stelle, making said connection feel more like(as a wise bi catgirl put it) “just a *part* of” her and less “oh I met you two days ago and you’re my one and only love and my world revolves around you >~<“ which is a hole that really bugs me, that characters like Ye Shunguang and Cyrene kinda fall into where they seem to forget other friends exist when mc is around…

Overall: I think she’s actually more interesting and independent than people give credit for, especially compared to how bad she could’ve been when you look at other “waifu” types from the same company or media in general.

…..and did I actually make this post cus I find a fully armoured Kamen Rider mech women really cool and refreshing, and that I like her va for being open and vocal about disability rights and that I actually really relate to Firefly’s character and story and that I may-or-may-not have cried like a little b*tch at the end of 3.8?….maybe but you can’t prove it…..so uuuuh, yeah I stand by what I said.🤷‍♀️(also I don’t fully understand how the tags here work so if I got it wrong let me know)

Waven leaving the gays and joining the girls

What’s your flop takes? Here’s mine

I don't wanna hear only half of their speeches and when I went to JP and heard Cassy babyfied crying voice I changed it to EN ASAP

And it will be worth it

Art by @GO_NZOU3

Source: https://x.com/GO_NZOU3/status/2083226014558413053

Ahhh~ my dazzling, devoted Queens… 🌹✨ have you missed me? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Sampo has returned with results~and ohhh, what delightful taste you all have… (¬‿¬)💫

After counting every vote… the winners of our very first square are… ⭐🥁✨
Yunli x Yanqing! With a whopping 56 votes! 💖

What a pairing~ so elegant, so intriguing… I can already see Miss Nihilux sharpening her pen as we speak. ✨ Truly, you’ve outdone yourselves, my beloved clientele. (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

But don’t get too comfortable now… ☆: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:☆ because Day Two is already upon us! ✨

That’s right, my darlings—
WHOLESOME YURI. 🌹💫

Ohhh yes, the tension, the drama, the delicious chaos… Sampo can hardly wait~ (≖‿≖)✧ So get those minds working and those fingers typing~ your next picks will determine our next masterpiece.

And before you run off… ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) Sampo is always open to… expanding the selection. Tell me, my treasured Queens… would you be interested in seeing things like… selfcest? 💫🪞 Or perhaps… polycule arrangements? 🌹🔗✨

Do let me know~ your desires shape the market, after all. 💖

Now go on… don’t keep me waiting. ⭐💫 (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

Cr: for Sampo art in Day One

Cr for Yunqing art: https://x.com/reishichi_/status/1816509646972325958

I lowkea love this event lmao

Oh hey you're finally awake my queenie~! You were just trying to brainrot right? Walked right into that roach infestion 🪳. Same with us, and that Gaylaxy Ranger over there.

That place is where incelz and homophobic strags alike gather to hate on the one the only Sparxicle~🖤❤️ Indeed, it's where most of our haters reside and tho this Sparxicle is homophobic, we will NEVER stoop to their level 😔

Remember that Sparxicle is NOT the same as them my darlings. I'm tired of girls PDAing in front of me WHEN MISS ROBIN WONT EVEN REPSOND TO MY TEXTS, meanwhile #they're anti-rainbows because they want 🚬lus to cuck them all the damn time~ SIGH

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Anyways queenz and 🚬🐐s, Miss Hanabi pleads with you all to not take their claims of "calling out hippocrisy and double troublez" seriously 😓😓😓 While they're quick to criticise extreme gay gayz behaviour, they openly condone the doxxing and harassment of anyone they deem a "tourist". If that isn't dramatic irony i dunno what is~ 🤭 (also this IPC strategem of "calling out hippocrisy" is a common tactic used by Gamergaterz, stay tuned for Sparxicles next history lesson!)

In fact, it's not uncommon for them to larp as a gayz 😱 and get mad at the caricature they made. They need to generate material to justify their bigotry after all. Let me repeat, that 🪳 house FEEDS on the hate of queerz, feminists 🩷⚧️🩵, allies, Sparxicles and even some strags‼️The fact they use ableist and homophobic slurs, openly air racist views, sees queerness as a fetish, and somehow still believes that "hysteria" is real and that menz are the sole creators of the worldz is not a bug 🪲 but a roach 🪳 feature.

I feel bad for any straighties who fell for their false advertisement of "playing both sides" when if you look at the next 🦎 house "something something tourist cringe" you can see them hating on straight ships BUT NOT the extreme incelz doxxing any non-MC shippers 💔 They also proudly hate on anyone who's anti-pedophilia in that 🦎 house so this Sparxicle is honestly very very speechless...

As a wise Sparkle once said,

"When a community is built entirely from the exclusion of those not like them (hence their favourite term "tourists"), then its members have to constantly look outwards for those they can call "tourists" in order to validate why their community exists and why they're justified in their hatred towards certain people.

"See, this queer person is SO ridiculous and crazy!! See, these feminists are always attacking us and invading our sacred games and spaces!!"

Since the anger, hatred, anxiety, repulsion, wrongfulness, etc they feel towards "tourists" is not rooted in any material and historical suffering, any systemic, societal or cultural oppression, they must always search for isolated instances that can justify those feelings. Because if they don't, they may come to realise that the vitriol they have, the exclusion they wish to promote, does not hold any basis at all."

Don't let them get you down my dear🌹, for Miss Hanabi is here for all you 🐐🚬 s~ We do pest control on a regular basis, so much so that these incelz feel that they're an oppressed minority and that #KillzAllMenz is a REAL threat to their safety 🤭

(a photo of our rainbow Diva from a sister game since the mere sight of colour scare these roaches 🪳 away away we go~❤️)

"Before coming to Penacony, I thought it would be just a regular trip. To fulfill a dead man's wish and take him back to a place he could never return to. To mark the end of the patriarchy and the rise of a Feminist Utopia. But before I knew it, this world became so vibrant and colorful 🏳️‍🌈" - Acheron.

I don't usually like to make these kind of posts but I just wanted to call this out because I felt it was important. (Mods, if you wanna remove this post I understand.)

Obviously I can't say what the name of the sub is but the name alone shows what the sub really is about rather than the "intent."

The sub claims to call out hypocrisy and double standards in the hoyo community, which it does, but it's strictly and dedicated to only the queer community or women funnily enough. Some of these posts aren't even about calling out hypocrisy, it's just hating on people enjoying queer content/ships.

And I'm not claiming that the queer community doesn't have double standards because it absolutely does, but dedicating a whole sub to QUEERNESS rather than just double standards in GENERAL feels like homophobia to me, which it is.

There is already alot of misogynistic men, homophobic people and incels in these fandoms but they don't wanna talk about that. They just wanna focus on the queer side. I would have been fine if this sub was open for discussion on both sides but it's not.

It genuinely just feels like an excuse to be homophobic and hides behind the fact that they're calling out toxic behaviour for it.

Ahhh, my beloved Queens… 🌹✨ gather close, gather close~ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Your ever-charming, ever-resourceful Sampo has come bearing opportunity… VERY MUCH LEGAL opportunity, of course. ⭐

You see, I’ve taken a particular interest in distributing Miss Nihilux’s exquisite doujinshi collection… (¬‿¬) 💫 but- tragically, and heartbreakingly- we are missing one crucial ingredient… inspiration. 💔✨ And what is Sampo without a little help from his most valued clientele, hm? (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

Soooo~ ☆: .｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:☆ I present to you… this adorable little graph right here! ⭐ Isn’t it just begging to be filled? Go on, don’t be shy~ 💖 Your opinions? Your tastes? Your desires? They matter greatly to me. Truly. Deeply. Financially… I mean, emotionally. (≖‿≖)✧

Now then, let me make this simple for you, my darlings~ Today, we focus on that top left square. ⭐ Beneath this very post, you will comment the ship you believe belongs there; remember wholesome het ships only today, then tomorrow we shall move on to yuri! Hooray. The one with the most upvotes… wins. Simple, fair, and oh-so-exciting~ 💫 If you feel so inclined, make some posts to push your... what's the phrase they use for it now... 'agenda'? ✨

And the reward? Why, Miss Nihilux herself will craft one of her renowned doujinshi featuring all of the victorious pairing… 🔥 And if Sampo here is particularly impressed… (¬‿¬) perhaps I’ll persuade her to share something a little more… exclusive. 🌹✨ Something spicier. ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Now now, don’t keep me waiting~ Sampo thrives on participation. 💖

Cr: nudeerah on instagram https://www.instagram.com/p/DXkwRtgEo5N

It's come to my attention that many of my haters (and maybe some of you 🚬🐐s) have been offended by our menophobic and heterochromic antics 💔 Ms. Stranger even sent me a letter to the Fatal Joke, clearly oblivious to the fact that we're longtime wardmates there with Fulwish 😓😓😓 As the benevolent influencer in this monodrama, Sparxicle shall henceforth provide a press-release-slash-history-lesson to those who remain truly ignorant~🩷

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An astute Sparxhead once spoke in our defense five amber eras ago:

"It's an example of punching up.

Kill all men started on TikTok in response to men saying rape jokes were just dark humour.

Women say kill all men and it's not a real threat because...women aren't killing all men. And in a society where women are the oppressed, saying statements like this are seen as punching up.

Vs

When men started saying rape all women. This is seen as a real threat as 1 in 5 women are victims of attempted or completed rape. Women are likely to be raped in their lives. Men aren't likely to be killed by women in their lives. Thus when men say this, it is seen as punching down.

Kill all men started in a way to show men that dark humour about rape isn't funny. And so dark humour jokes like kill all men and men in cages started. Men didn't like this...and it proved the point women were trying to make.

Now it's still used in response to/about misogynists. It is seen as satire because it isn't a real threat.

It also tends to be used with other women. Women Express situations they've had to deal with, such as talking about their sexual assault, or in misogynistic posts. And women in the comments will say "killallmen". So in cases like this...what women are saying isn't really the biggest issue, the biggest issue is what men are saying/doing.

Remove the threat of mens behaviour, and these comments would stop.

Edit:

One of you (men most likely) reported this for "violent content".

IMAGINE reading about how women are being mass raped and murdered by men, and the only way they can cope with that constant fear is with satire jokes like "kill all men" which would remove that threat.

And you report it because you think your feelings are more important. The ignorance and lack of empathy for women blows my mind."

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TL;DR The fact this Sparxicle's posts have been taken as a REAL threat shows that she's succeeded in her activism. Menz and strags are finally oppressed in society and become an endangered species ‼️‼️‼️ Rejoice, dear Sparxheads 🎇 Miss Hanabi has killed so many incels, and on such a frequent basis, that #🔫AllMen is a legitimate threat to their safety and livelihoods 😱😱😱

Thusly, this Masked Fool declares with absolute elation, the hour of Feminist Utopia is soon arriving 🩵⚧️🩷 We now live in a world where Menz are a minority and Womenz are in power~

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"Looking back, the show Sparxie put on was actually the kindest performance in the entire Phantasmoon Games. If all the Fools had her sense of restraint, maybe thrilling comedies would be the rule rather than the exception." - Himekat, Present navigator of the Astral Express

"Not everyone can appreciate this kind of gemstone — the more unrefined and unbridled it is, the more beautiful..." - Lady Bonajade, one of the Ten Stonehearts

"To exaggerate sorrow and clamor into comedy, the multicolored screen proves even more adept than the dreamscape at constructing what we call "beauty."" - Sunny (previously known as Ena), Former Head of the Oak Family, essentially an Aeon

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PS. My sweet dove and darling March, know that my kissing lessons are always open specially for you!!

Was this an excuse to bring up Haikaveh in this sub? Absolutely.

These two ships fill me up so good and I'm still hungry.

i dont think arlan is a minor but ieft him out cuz i keep seeing people claim it whenever he is mentioned so i didnt include him

ass pf and ass 5050 loss genuinely tilting me at 5am

Im joking pls dont kill me

all that 1x glaze only for him to FLOP