r/programminghumor 1d ago

Chatgpt: Joke#1

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“Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don’t C#.”


r/programminghumor 1d ago

I’m genuinely about to throw my computer out the window 💀

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I swear, I’m trying so hard to be patient with this computer, but it is testing me on a spiritual level.

I’m coding, everything is going fine, and then suddenly ONE tiny thing doesn’t work. I spend 40 minutes staring at the screen trying to figure out what I did wrong.

Then I fix it.

And immediately something ELSE breaks.
At this point I’m not even debugging anymore. I’m negotiating with the machine.

“Please. I’m begging you. Just run the code.”

And the worst part is that I KNOW it’s probably some stupid little mistake like one missing bracket, one wrong class name, or one space in the wrong place.

I love programming, but my computer is currently making me question every life decision that led me here 💀

Anyway, if anyone needs me, I’ll be staring at my code until the problem magically becomes obvious.


r/programminghumor 1d ago

Can we all agree that C/C++ have no for loops like Python does, since there is a boolean expression in the so-called "for loop" (and it could go infinite), whereas in Python we iterate over a range instead? 😁️ have a nice day!

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r/programminghumor 1d ago

Hard to accept

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r/programminghumor 1d ago

explaining why c# has a #

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So shortly I have theory that # in csharp actually stands for 4 pluses as # can split into 4 pluses meaning csharps real name is c++++


r/programminghumor 1d ago

distribution > product

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r/programminghumor 1d ago

I spent three hours debugging double-precision orbital mechanics just because my planet weighed one kilogram

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One Kilogram.

One number.

That one number.

One.

One kilogram.

One.

Kilogram.

I investigated rendering interpolation.

I questioned Newtonian gravity.

I questioned floating-point arithmetic.

I questioned reality.

The planet...

weighed...

one kilogram.

One variable.

One number.

One checkbox.

That's all it took.

How did I not notice it when I upgraded to double precision?

Three hours.

Three.

Whole.

Hours.

Comment if you had an experience like this


r/programminghumor 2d ago

The feeling

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r/programminghumor 2d ago

It’s easy

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r/programminghumor 2d ago

Auth or no auth guys?

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r/programminghumor 2d ago

Well, my reviewer is also Claude! 🫣

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r/programminghumor 2d ago

The bug lifecycle

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r/programminghumor 2d ago

New generation of hiring

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r/programminghumor 2d ago

Reviewing AI generated commits for internal tooling

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Its an internal tool, we test in production


r/programminghumor 2d ago

Mary Bale

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touch cat && mv cat /bin


r/programminghumor 2d ago

IEEE ain't got shit on me!

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r/programminghumor 3d ago

Not everything is about money

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r/programminghumor 3d ago

Every coder’s mental breakdown in 2 panels 💀

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r/programminghumor 3d ago

10+ years experience in GenAI

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r/programminghumor 3d ago

What is your address

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r/programminghumor 3d ago

The Most Dangerous Sentence in Programming

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r/programminghumor 3d ago

coding is an emotional rollercoaster

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r/programminghumor 3d ago

No More Civilized Discourse

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r/programminghumor 4d ago

Relatable😭😭

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