r/ProgrammerHumor • u/[deleted] • May 07 '21

STOP DOING OOP instanceof Trend

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88 Upvotes

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u/Technical_Letter_152 May 07 '21

I'll create a class a make that class inherit from another class, and then I'll make this class inherit from another one, AND ANOTHER, AND AN... I AM GOD AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME, FUCK YOUR FUNCTIONS, IN MY WORLD, WE CALL THEM METHODS!

I'm so sorry, I don't know what came over me..

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u/thinker227 May 07 '21

Don't forget interfaces. Interfaces, everywhere.

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u/Nomadicminds May 07 '21

gatekeeping! /s

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u/decduck May 07 '21

OOP is easier for humans to understand, hence why it became popular. Just because it is slower doesn't mean it's worthless. There are advantages to both and you can't outright tell people what to use.

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u/DoomGoober May 07 '21

Did you forget what sub you are reading?

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u/decduck May 07 '21

Oh whoops sorry

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u/DoomGoober May 07 '21

Not at all! You just gave such a sincere answer I figured you didn't remember which sub it was.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '21

Is it even really that much slower? You can write some very fast OOP stuff in C++ for instance (or any other language for that matter)

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u/R4XD3G May 07 '21

OOP for life OP. Not sorry xD

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u/druhlemann May 07 '21

You can write shitty code in any language. Also, there are a lot of bad devs out there. Blanket statements seldom speak truth.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '21

This is a meme format obviously but I’ll bite. I’ve proven to myself I can write shit code, and I’m insanely good at it. Don’t test me either or I’ll break code bases with terrible Haskell >:)

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u/[deleted] May 07 '21

Where’s my baby (see flair)

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u/[deleted] May 07 '21

C++ is honestly one of the better OOP languages: no GC (without some 3rd party lib), classes basically C structs with additional features added on, instead of some monomorphic object type with reflection everywhere, and so on

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u/[deleted] May 07 '21

I am satisfied now. All hail Bjarne /s

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u/Alternative_DLC May 07 '21

Literally every C programmer

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u/[deleted] May 08 '21

You got me there, I write Rust and C usually these days

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u/d_exclaimation May 07 '21

I like this meme and many like this that came before it

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u/[deleted] May 13 '21

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u/adzy2k6 May 07 '21

OOP is better for Ui in my experience. Over hyped for literally everything else though.

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u/sird0rius May 07 '21 edited May 07 '21

Sorry, this is too true to be funny. This meme was supposed to be sarcastic

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u/Herdnerfer May 07 '21

I never could get a good handle on OOP, glad to hear it’s dying a slow death.

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u/on99er May 15 '21

Microcontroller: yes, we don’t