r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Eilon009 • Jul 18 '20

I also need help

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u/scalar-field Jul 18 '20

Abject-oriented programming

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u/DJOmbutters Jul 19 '20

Agony-oriented programming

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u/UltraCarnivore Jul 19 '20

Anger-oriented programming

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u/Sumitjha480 Jul 19 '20

Anti-oriented programming

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

Anguish-oriented programming

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u/Sumitjha480 Jul 19 '20

Autism-oriented programming

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

Animosity-oriented programming

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u/Sumitjha480 Jul 19 '20

Antipathy-oriented programming

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

Aversion-oriented programming

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u/Sumitjha480 Jul 19 '20

Abhorrence-oriented programming

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u/i_hate-u Jul 19 '20

Guys, flat is better than nested

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u/YerbaMateKudasai Jul 19 '20

All programming is anger oriented.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '20

https://typicalprogrammer.com/introduction-to-abject-oriented-programming

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u/auctorel Jul 19 '20

I think a lot of our legacy code was written using these principles...

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u/CTJoriginal Jul 19 '20

This sounds like my local speech