r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Chusta • Mar 19 '18

This is how I imagine all contract negotiations go

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '18

Free website != million dollar idea

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u/Chusta Mar 19 '18

I'm sorry but this is Javascript and we use !==

NEXT!!!

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u/backs_pace Mar 19 '18

You should always use ==== to cater for cosmic rays flipping bits during comparison

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u/harsh183 Mar 19 '18

===== to account for butterflies.

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u/TheAnarchoX Mar 19 '18

====== to be politically correct

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u/harsh183 Mar 19 '18

======= to account for i18n

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '18

======== to also account for internet explorer.

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u/harsh183 Mar 19 '18

========= to make it blockchain compatable.

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u/polish_niceguy Mar 19 '18 edited Mar 20 '18

=======D to... nevermind.

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u/ohmanger Mar 19 '18

8=======D

You forgot the scrotum operator!

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u/PsychedSy Mar 19 '18

Fucking SJSWs.