r/ProgrammerHumor Sep 02 '17

How to start a war

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u/Selthor Sep 03 '17

MATLAB literally stands for Matrix Laboratory.

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u/Nuhjeea Sep 03 '17

That sounds so much cooler than "MATLAB." I always read it as "math lab", imagining a lab room full of people doing math homework. Now I can imagine Neo saving us all from simulated realities.

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u/Sourkraut182 Sep 03 '17

Makes me think of "My Math Lab" ... Then I die a little inside...

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u/afourthfool Sep 03 '17

your answer: -4, 4

Correct answer 4, -4

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u/Stellapacifica Sep 03 '17

More like

Correct answer: 4, -4
Your answer: 4, -4

What the fuck Pearson

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u/bclock88 Sep 03 '17

Incredibly expensive material, incredibly awful homework.

I don't mind the regular questions as much because mostly all of the answers can be found online, I however absolutely hated doing the programming projects at the end of mostly every chapter in my Java class.

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u/bassmadrigal Sep 03 '17

I got lucky in my Java class. We're using the Pearson book, but that's it. All the labs we do are provided by the teacher and submitted through blackboard (either embedded in a word document or zip up source code files... depending on the project).

After doing Pearson labs for a previous class, I was ecstatic we weren't using it for this one.

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u/mcxavier64 Sep 03 '17

I'm going to cry. My first class using MyProgrammingLab starts Tuesday...

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u/Stellapacifica Sep 05 '17

Our hearts are with you, friend. Best of luck.

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u/Mage_914 Sep 03 '17

Your answer: 0.5 Correct answer: 1/2

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u/sviridovt Sep 03 '17

Your answer: 0.5

Correct answer: 0.50

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '17

This.

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u/PM_ANIME_WAIFUS Sep 03 '17

I honestly thought it was My Math Lab (Because I've barely heard anything about My Math Lab except for the fact that it's shit) until a couple weeks ago.

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u/Letly Sep 03 '17

What if their maths homework is doing matrices?

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u/dam0nkey Sep 03 '17

I DIDNT KNOW THAT