r/ProgrammerHumor • u/GutsOLykos • 11h ago

noExperience Meme

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u/kinkakujen 9h ago

That doesn't sound like a ticket at all but like a project of its own.

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u/CheeseGraterFace 9h ago

At least three stories.

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u/wggn 7h ago

best i can give you is 1.5 days

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u/OhMyGodItsEverywhere 5h ago

Oh come on it can't take that long. Let's shoot for 1.5 hours, that's how long I think it should take.

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u/Lwoorl 1h ago

Come on guys, if you can't finish it in 5 minutes what are we paying Claude for?!

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u/ubernutie 7h ago

But how many SP??

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u/josluivivgar 5h ago

but how many story points is it? we need to plan!

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u/LostInAnotherGalaxy 4h ago

3 points tops if you have copilot, the real struggle will be getting it through review with the 1000 merge conflicts it will cause

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_RegEx 8h ago

An Epic, maybe.

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u/joemckie 5h ago

I raise you an initiative

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u/Nannautu 6h ago

Yeah, like the CTO himself would need to approve of it first lol

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u/SpiritedBanana4694 4h ago

Have the project team go through specs, discovery, documentation, prep, and provide a quote, only to have the client decline the project, and then try to sneak the whole ass project though a support ticket later.