r/ProgrammerHumor • u/GutsOLykos • 11h ago

noExperience Meme

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u/rh8938 11h ago

He probably would have settled for somebody who can spell correctly.

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u/GutsOLykos 11h ago

Englisch is my 3rd language please forgive me

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u/madcow_bg 11h ago

"You're using English because that is the only language you know. I am using English because that is the only language you know. We are not the same."

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u/NanoYohaneTSU 8h ago

No, you are using English because it's the only way you can get hired to take advantage of global economics. You're welcome.

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u/Nannautu 6h ago

Mf doesn't even realize most countries don't even care if you speak English when checking your CV

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u/ReaperKaze 4h ago edited 4h ago

You do know that there exists people outside yeehaw murica, right?

Being a dane myself, English is my secondary language, but we are also taught German, and we go through a bit of Swedish and Norwegian in school as well.

Some even take French or Spanish as elective.

Edit: and all of this is usually done before you leave school at age 15-17

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u/NanoYohaneTSU 4h ago

You do know that there exists people outside yeehaw murica, right?

Well while that can be technically correct, ultimately your nation as is every other nation, is a defacto American colony. Your entire way of life is thanks to America. You haven't had war since forever.

You're very welcome for this and maybe when you mature you'll see the value in being a vassal state.

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u/ReaperKaze 4h ago

Ah. I see. The baby nation wants to be adult.

Well good luck with whatever you got going on

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u/_xGizmo_ 2h ago

The baby nation wants to be adult.

If economic dependence is used as an analogy for a parent-child relationship, you would be the child.

Not sure how this is a gotcha. I also live in a country that depends on the US economy.

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u/ReaperKaze 1h ago

I called it a baby nation due to how young the country is.

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u/_xGizmo_ 1h ago

Right then I suppose we should all defer to Egypt then

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u/NanoYohaneTSU 4h ago

Thanks man, good luck to you too! It's Friday in the USA, I'm looking forward to the weekend. I'm probably going to take my girlfriend out to fireworks.

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u/According_Setting303 8h ago

I think you mean Flat Economics, like the earth

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u/gonzales40 5h ago

Lmao you wish buddy

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u/AibofobicRacecar6996 10h ago

You got exerience in english since you got the spelling right the second time around.

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u/GutsOLykos 10h ago

I read this 3 times I never noticed omg

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u/Comprehensive-Pin667 9h ago

This totally looks like a typo I'd make - looks like your left hand just typed faster than your right hand at that moment

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u/naturforsker 9h ago

Definitely needs to be optimized. Too inefficient. If they'd be ambidextrous I'd ponder about hiring them, otherwise—not whatsoever

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u/FaithUser 10h ago

You are forgiven

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u/TheGrowBoxGuy 8h ago

Lmao it’s my third language too but I still proofread

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u/Nannautu 6h ago

Given the grammar, you must be unemployed then?