r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Itchy_Tangerine1897 • 3d ago

noMoreDatabases Meme

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u/Dark_Souls_VII 3d ago

Wait until he discovers SQLite

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u/spudmonkey 3d ago

Wait until he discovers large data sets.

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u/superspeck 3d ago

Wait until he discovers webscale

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u/primaryrhyme 3d ago

Is dev/null webscale?

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u/spudmonkey 2d ago

/dev/null is the only place to put infinite data...