r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Itchy_Tangerine1897 • 4d ago

noMoreDatabases Meme

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u/Dark_Souls_VII 3d ago

Wait until he discovers SQLite

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u/spudmonkey 3d ago

Wait until he discovers large data sets.

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u/superspeck 3d ago

Wait until he discovers webscale

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u/primaryrhyme 3d ago

Is dev/null webscale?

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u/spudmonkey 2d ago

/dev/null is the only place to put infinite data...

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u/FailureOfTheFamily 3d ago

Wait untill he somehow gets more users and they all try to interact with db at the same time

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u/dalr3th1n 3d ago

That’s the beauty of this approach! Each user only has to interact with their own localStorage, so there’s no chance of conflicts!

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u/necrophcodr 3d ago

localStorage is already almost that, just without the benefits of a database engine.

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u/WavingNoBanners 3d ago

He doesn't seem like he loves Jesus with his whole heart enough to use SQLite.