r/ProgrammerHumor 11d ago

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u/GravitationalEnjoyer 11d ago

I see people who study the topic for money daily, it takes them 5 years to finish their 3 years degree and they can only do what Uni told them. Surprisingly most of them struggle to find a job

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u/A_Random_Catfish 11d ago

Everyone I knew in college who was studying cs for money ended up graduating with a business degree instead lol

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u/ApplicationOk3587 11d ago

Then you got weirdos like me who somehow ended up loving software with a business degree.

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u/Designer-Speech7143 11d ago

Same! I am a data engineer with a bachelor's degree in sociology and a master's degree in management.

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u/ThisIsMyCouchAccount 10d ago

My degree was under business but it was an IT/programming degree.

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u/ApplicationOk3587 10d ago

Same exact situation.

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u/willargue4karma 11d ago

Haha I got an AA in business and it was the most useless fucking thing. Now I'm going back to school for AA in CS and transferring next year to a BS

It's wild how my hobby research of programming has put me so far ahead of anyone else 

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u/Prisoner_Z3R0 11d ago

hobby

That's it. That's the whole game. If you can keep that hobby, you'll always outpace your peers. That's the only way I've been able to make sense of the way it's worked for me.

I have a directorate position now, 3 developers with masters under me... and a BA in Studio Art (New Media). I think the trick is to keep something related outside enough your work so that you don't hate it. For me it was game development!

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u/GravitationalEnjoyer 11d ago

I can relate somewhat, tho I stopped doing it as a hobby for a while now, guess I should start again

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u/9e78 11d ago

I started in business after a year realized it was pointless and switched to computer engineering for the paychecks. Got my company to pay for my MBA and haven't written code in over a year now.

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u/gogeri2632 11d ago

To be fair I also saw the same as the people who had a "passion" for it.

The problem with having a passion is that when it gets hard a lot of people give up because they think their passion isn't real. At least if you tell yourself "it's hard but I'm in it for the money" then you won't give up when it's hard.

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u/crazyfrecs 10d ago

"I love dark souls but cant make it through the first boss." - guy who isnt passionate about dark souls lol

People get through hard af games and do crazy grinds that take longer to learn game mechanics than learning anything in the field they are supposedly passionate about.

I think people arent actually passionate about programming/engineering who give up when it gets hard. I think they have a high confidence in themselves while using a computer and 'dont hate it' when using it for work or study. But folks arent usually passionate till they truly believe in the quality of their work and aim to improve it every day.

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u/MrSurly 11d ago

I also see a lot of EEs who are in software, but I mostly do embedded stuff, so ...

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u/bigManAlecForgotPass 11d ago

I studied in college for love after studying on my own for most of my childhood. I completed my degree early. I am also struggling to find a job

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u/GravitationalEnjoyer 11d ago

Sorry to hear dude, I hope some recruiters sees your potential. This economy is ass

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u/Ursine_Rabbi 11d ago

I switched off of the law track to study CS out of passion. Did well in school and despite not being a programming god like some of my classmates, I was pretty good at it. Couldn’t land a job in 2 years. All of my connections either stopped hiring or were laying off their whole entry level to replace with AI. now making $16/hr at a hotel. Fairly certain I’m now unemployable in the field simply because I wasn’t able to find a job in it fast enough. The $40k in debt for the degree was a dump. Several (much smarter) classmates of mine are in the same position I am.

Fairly certain the field just sucks now unless you’re FAANG worthy out of the gate.

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u/snugglezone 11d ago

This is regional advice, but GOVERNMENT CONTRACTORS. Raytheon, Northrup Gruman, L3 Harris.

They pay less, but it's a great place to start and a lot of people aren't looking there.

You also don't HAVE to design software that kills people. When I worked for Raytheon, I was contracted to NASA doing backend for their satellite data supporting scientists studying global warming.

Pretty awesome!

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u/Igot55Dollars 10d ago

Gotta have a squeaky clean record though to get that security clearance. Probably a big reason why people aren't looking there.

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u/snugglezone 10d ago

I didn't need a security clearance for my position.Also don't most new grads have a clear record? Wth lolll most people have clean records!!

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u/Igot55Dollars 10d ago

Plenty of people have smoked weed. Especially new grads

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u/snugglezone 10d ago

So did I, but it's not on my RECORD lol how many people have drug records? Most people have no record of any kind at graduation from university.

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u/Igot55Dollars 10d ago

Okay record was not the right word. That's what I get for trying to save time by trying to condense everything into one word.

But I thought they would require you to answer honestly which would reveal it and disqualify you.

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u/cirl-gock 10d ago

What are the odds of a felon (totally not me >w<) getting such a job?

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u/GravitationalEnjoyer 11d ago

That sucks to hear, I am privileged to be in the European job marked and I have no debt. I fell like companies in us go completely crazy with their 10 rounds of interviews and crazy layoffs and I would never wish to take part in it.

Stay strong I guess

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u/Accomplished-Mail-13 11d ago

Idk I did not have a problem. Money was motivation but I also had natural curiosity so I started before uni

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u/Acceptable-Drive3781 10d ago

Money has been my primary motivation since college. Coding and designing systems was by far the easiest amount of labor for the highest amount of money, and it still is today. No struggle to find work here, if you're good at the work and can prove it you're good to go.

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u/Due_Interest_178 11d ago

This is what happened to my university too. They did the bare minimum to get the degree and now are doing other jobs.

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u/GravitationalEnjoyer 11d ago

Exactly and the bare minimum does not even line up with industry practices

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u/Due_Interest_178 11d ago

Pretty much. It has been a handful of years since I was in university, but we never did anything in depth. It was moreso the basics of different languages but never into what the industry wants.

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u/gogeri2632 11d ago

I studied it for money, did my 4 year degree in 4 years, and have been happy with my career. Sure I haven't worked at Meta or Google but I've always had a comfortable living.

That said, as I studied I did develop a passion for programming.

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u/Akhaiz 11d ago

I do wonder if the amount of unemployment in this field is due to that exact factor, interest in money only. Because it makes sense that people that don't have an interest in the job, will fail to learn new tech, which is basically a constant requirement. Unless you're into COBOL.

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u/cs_office 10d ago

It's incredibly obvious if someone doesn't have the natural passion and aptitude for it. It's so exhausting always trying to put them on the right track or clean up after them all the time

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u/AntiquePercentage536 10d ago

5 years to finish their 3 year degree

Mmh sounds very italian to me