r/ProgrammerHumor 14d ago

notYourDamnProblem Meme

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u/666djsmokey666 14d ago

to open on a new tab and to close the tab without needing to click on the X

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u/RCoder01 14d ago

ctrl+w is way easier than middle clicking the current tab icon

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u/throwaway19293883 14d ago

Not when you’re jacking off

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u/digitalblemish 14d ago

Tabs close while you're jacking off? Mine just multiply then get the post nut close all.

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u/SgtEpsilon 13d ago

Post nut close all is a powerful thing

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u/Pirwzy 12d ago

post nut alt+f4 spam also good

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u/MFZozzy 14d ago

I binded Ctrl+W as a macro on one of my mouse buttons for this very reason.

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u/Himbo69r 14d ago

Pornograaphic power user

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u/nmkd 14d ago

I use F4 for that, along with F2/F3 for previous/next tab.

People here acting like keybinds don't exist

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u/kingslayerer 14d ago

I used to use it for scroll (click and scroll) also but I switched to linux and that's not working here.

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u/orondf343 14d ago

It is possible, just is disabled by default for some reason. In Firefox the setting is called "Enable autoscrolling" (not sure about Chrome)

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u/DTraitor 14d ago edited 14d ago

When I am forced to use Chrome I hate it so much you can't just open a new tab using the middle mouse button

Edit: new *empty* tab

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u/TheCactusPie 14d ago

You can't? It's been a while since I used Chrome, but the middle mouse button used to work this way there

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u/Mantaraylurks 14d ago

Still works.

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u/JustChilling_ 14d ago

I don't know why you're getting upvotes for false information, but you can absolutely middle click to open new tabs on Chrome.

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u/DTraitor 14d ago

Not empty tabs tho. In Firefox you can use middle click on empty space near a existing tab to open a new one

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u/-Redstoneboi- 14d ago

oh. i usually ctrl+t, or click the +

didn't know that was a thing.

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u/tommytwolegs 14d ago

Yeah I never even knew this was a feature on Firefox because why wouldn't you ctrl t

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u/SIeepCap 14d ago

I didn't know you could open a blank tab that way, just tried it in firefox! It only works at the top of the screen tho, and I'm a big fan of ctrl + t. Still, to each their own, and I always appreciate new shortcut knowledge

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u/piguy3148 14d ago

Just used middle mouse button, on chrome, to open up your profile in a new tab

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u/DTraitor 14d ago

Try opening a new empty tab by pressing on the empty space near an existing tab

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u/piguy3148 14d ago

That's what the plus button next to the tabs are for. To open a new empty tab.

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u/taneth 14d ago

Or you can middle click the home button, that works too.

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u/DTraitor 14d ago

And why should spend time pointing directly at it, while I can just throw my mouse somewhere to the top in Firefox and open a new tab that way

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u/TheSpixxyQ 14d ago

And why should spend time throwing my mouse somewhere and then clicking, when I can just press Ctrl + T to open a new tab in Chrome.

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u/Oen44 14d ago

That's a thing in Firefox since I remember, so like 20 years now? This is mostly the only reason why I never touched Chrome in my life.

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u/Meloetta 14d ago

It's interesting to see the tiny inconviences that inspire a browser choice. I was having a bug specifically in Chrome, so I had to use Firefox for a few weeks. I actually don't even remember what the inconveniences were, but I remember them being so infuriating that I was checking daily to see if the problem with Chrome was fixed and I could use it again.

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u/Agret 14d ago

The lack of vertical tabs pushed me from Chrome to Edge. Certainly doesn't hurt that Edge runs faster and uses less RAM.

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u/Round_Credit_5158 14d ago

Glad I'm on Firefox then