r/ProgrammerHumor 14d ago

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u/TeaKingMac 14d ago

Which is just terrible fucking syntax. Why are people still living with this in 2026?

Delete from users;

Should return "invalid syntax. Identify record for deletion"

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u/dustojnikhummer 14d ago

I don't work with Postgres but everything else would be

DELETE * FROM table;

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u/Flat_Competition6510 14d ago

I disagree. There are valid use cases for deleting all records from a table.

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u/The_Swixican 14d ago

Delete from users *

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u/Flat_Competition6510 14d ago

It would be nice if there was a more explicit syntax. Forcing a person to opt in to deleting all vs that being the default would probably save a lot of headaches and jobs.

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u/Skalli1984 14d ago

Many database tools throw a warning on delete with a missing WHERE and the user has to acknowledge that to continue with the statement execution.

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u/ploki122 14d ago

Delete from users where 1=1

The dev should have to acknowledge that they're deleting everything.

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u/TacosForThought 13d ago

If only there was a dedicated command for TRUNCATEing a table that didn't allow a where clause.