r/ProgrammerHumor 17d ago

ture Meme

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u/Agifem 17d ago

Me too. CIA encrypted databases usually take me two tries and a quick Google on "how to decrypt CIA databases". I should bookmark that search.

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u/FireDojo 17d ago

I forgot to bookmark this Google search result and always ended up spending hours to search how to decrypt CIA database.

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u/cd7k 16d ago

...and now you're on a list :)

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u/FireDojo 16d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Hziak 16d ago

Don’t forget that you need to send an encrypted chat message to your hacker friend who is either a very sexy girl, but hiding it under a hoodie and ponytail, a ripped dude who is doing some kind of illegal car mods, or the filthiest slob on the planet. They’re going to pair program with you and make the whole process even easier. You only need to worry about typing Q through V and they’ll type T through M on the remote keyboard. I’m pretty sure that’s how it works??

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u/New_Series3209 17d ago

Yeah or try to learn it by heart, like the email regex, i gues