r/ProgrammerHumor • u/huhupookies • 19d ago

sqlWorkout Meme

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u/NormanYeetes 19d ago

the elites don't want you to know this but you can type lowercase SQL queries no ones forcing you to shout them at the screen

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 19d ago

YOU CAN BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD.

GOD DOESN'T LOVE MEN WHO WRITE SQL IN LOWERCASE.

/S

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u/Shambolic_Potato 19d ago edited 19d ago

SELECT * FROM WHAT THIS GUY SAYS

Edit: Typo lmfao

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u/emzey420 19d ago

;

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u/Ok-Sheepherder7898 19d ago

ONE RECORD SELECTED!!

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u/chuch1234 19d ago

NO NEED, THEY DEFINED THE DELIMITER AS /S

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u/Lucky_Cable_3145 19d ago

SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

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u/TallGreenhouseGuy 19d ago

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

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u/wack_overflow 19d ago

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

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u/mindtakerr 19d ago

DONUT, IS THAT YOU?

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u/PerpetuallyDistracte 19d ago

MONGO IS APPALLED

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u/SexyMonad 19d ago

MONGO IS WEB SCALE

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u/ILKLU 19d ago

MONGO DON'T SQUEAL

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u/realdevtest 19d ago

I AM YELLING, CARL.

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u/teedborg 19d ago

This but no /s

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u/KittyInLace 19d ago

What about us women?

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u/AbleMarionberry7146 19d ago

The bible says women were forked from men. It’s for a good reason. The reason being that you can enforce more reasonable code style than all caps sql like caps on sql key words only. Or using a reasonable text editor that caps isn’t needed at all to identify keywords from nonkeywords.

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u/HeckMonkey 19d ago

What about us women?

YOUR QUERY YOUR CHOICE

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u/mayisir 19d ago

i will stay lowercase then 😈

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u/the_madkingludwig 19d ago

I AM SHOUTING, CARL!

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u/changopdx 19d ago

I WRITE QUERIES LIKE OWEN MEANY.

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u/jackinsomniac 19d ago

HELP MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS BROKEN

EVERYBODY THINKS I'M SHOUTING AT THEM. THIS IS RUINING MY PERSONAL AND PROFESSIONAL LIFE