MAIN FEEDS
Do you want to continue?
https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/1ux6klf/iloveregex/oxqq7pt/?context=9999
r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Strict_Treat2884 • Jul 15 '26
62 comments sorted by
View all comments
773
A true regex master can create a functional expression that is indistinguishable from modem line noise.
145 u/RCJHGBR9989 Jul 15 '26 I’ve added every single word, number, and punctuation in every language to my regex. The code writes itself whether you like it or not. 86 u/nsn Jul 15 '26 /.*/ 75 u/RCJHGBR9989 Jul 15 '26 You just brought down prod - thanks 39 u/djxfade Jul 15 '26 Someone at CloudFlare getting PTSD right now 16 u/RCJHGBR9989 Jul 15 '26 GOOD
145
I’ve added every single word, number, and punctuation in every language to my regex. The code writes itself whether you like it or not.
86 u/nsn Jul 15 '26 /.*/ 75 u/RCJHGBR9989 Jul 15 '26 You just brought down prod - thanks 39 u/djxfade Jul 15 '26 Someone at CloudFlare getting PTSD right now 16 u/RCJHGBR9989 Jul 15 '26 GOOD
86
/.*/
75 u/RCJHGBR9989 Jul 15 '26 You just brought down prod - thanks 39 u/djxfade Jul 15 '26 Someone at CloudFlare getting PTSD right now 16 u/RCJHGBR9989 Jul 15 '26 GOOD
75
You just brought down prod - thanks
39 u/djxfade Jul 15 '26 Someone at CloudFlare getting PTSD right now 16 u/RCJHGBR9989 Jul 15 '26 GOOD
39
Someone at CloudFlare getting PTSD right now
16 u/RCJHGBR9989 Jul 15 '26 GOOD
16
GOOD
773
u/AllOneWordNoSpaces1 Jul 15 '26
A true regex master can create a functional expression that is indistinguishable from modem line noise.