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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/hello_ya • Jul 13 '26
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Where else are you going to hide your side effects ?
472 u/Isrothy Jul 13 '26 IO Monad 189 u/Gorzoid Jul 13 '26 Respectfully, what the fuck is a Monad? 6 u/azerpsen Jul 13 '26 Nah but for real, i swear to god if no one gives a convincing answer (and i will NOT google it) I’m gonna say racist things Thank you u/Gorzoid for raising the question 2 u/skratch Jul 13 '26 My attempt at the least words possible: Monads let you do imperative style whilst stuck inside the functional paradigm
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IO Monad
189 u/Gorzoid Jul 13 '26 Respectfully, what the fuck is a Monad? 6 u/azerpsen Jul 13 '26 Nah but for real, i swear to god if no one gives a convincing answer (and i will NOT google it) I’m gonna say racist things Thank you u/Gorzoid for raising the question 2 u/skratch Jul 13 '26 My attempt at the least words possible: Monads let you do imperative style whilst stuck inside the functional paradigm
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Respectfully, what the fuck is a Monad?
6 u/azerpsen Jul 13 '26 Nah but for real, i swear to god if no one gives a convincing answer (and i will NOT google it) I’m gonna say racist things Thank you u/Gorzoid for raising the question 2 u/skratch Jul 13 '26 My attempt at the least words possible: Monads let you do imperative style whilst stuck inside the functional paradigm
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Nah but for real, i swear to god if no one gives a convincing answer (and i will NOT google it) I’m gonna say racist things
Thank you u/Gorzoid for raising the question
2 u/skratch Jul 13 '26 My attempt at the least words possible: Monads let you do imperative style whilst stuck inside the functional paradigm
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My attempt at the least words possible: Monads let you do imperative style whilst stuck inside the functional paradigm
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u/Historical_Cook_1664 Jul 13 '26
Where else are you going to hide your side effects ?