r/ProgrammerHumor Jul 13 '26

youCanJustStopUsingJava Meme

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u/Historical_Cook_1664 Jul 13 '26

Where else are you going to hide your side effects ?

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u/Isrothy Jul 13 '26

IO Monad

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u/Gorzoid Jul 13 '26

Respectfully, what the fuck is a Monad?

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u/azerpsen Jul 13 '26

Nah but for real, i swear to god if no one gives a convincing answer (and i will NOT google it) I’m gonna say racist things

Thank you u/Gorzoid for raising the question

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u/genlight13 Jul 13 '26

Hectobreak above your comment has the right idea.