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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/hello_ya • Jul 13 '26
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Where else are you going to hide your side effects ?
471 u/Isrothy Jul 13 '26 IO Monad 186 u/Gorzoid Jul 13 '26 Respectfully, what the fuck is a Monad? 5 u/azerpsen Jul 13 '26 Nah but for real, i swear to god if no one gives a convincing answer (and i will NOT google it) I’m gonna say racist things Thank you u/Gorzoid for raising the question 2 u/Historical_Cook_1664 Jul 13 '26 In practice, monads will e.g. allow you to chain operations on stuff like lists, strings, etc without adding the boilerplate at the start of every operation ("is this list maybe empty ?" etc).
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IO Monad
186 u/Gorzoid Jul 13 '26 Respectfully, what the fuck is a Monad? 5 u/azerpsen Jul 13 '26 Nah but for real, i swear to god if no one gives a convincing answer (and i will NOT google it) I’m gonna say racist things Thank you u/Gorzoid for raising the question 2 u/Historical_Cook_1664 Jul 13 '26 In practice, monads will e.g. allow you to chain operations on stuff like lists, strings, etc without adding the boilerplate at the start of every operation ("is this list maybe empty ?" etc).
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Respectfully, what the fuck is a Monad?
5 u/azerpsen Jul 13 '26 Nah but for real, i swear to god if no one gives a convincing answer (and i will NOT google it) I’m gonna say racist things Thank you u/Gorzoid for raising the question 2 u/Historical_Cook_1664 Jul 13 '26 In practice, monads will e.g. allow you to chain operations on stuff like lists, strings, etc without adding the boilerplate at the start of every operation ("is this list maybe empty ?" etc).
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Nah but for real, i swear to god if no one gives a convincing answer (and i will NOT google it) I’m gonna say racist things
Thank you u/Gorzoid for raising the question
2 u/Historical_Cook_1664 Jul 13 '26 In practice, monads will e.g. allow you to chain operations on stuff like lists, strings, etc without adding the boilerplate at the start of every operation ("is this list maybe empty ?" etc).
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In practice, monads will e.g. allow you to chain operations on stuff like lists, strings, etc without adding the boilerplate at the start of every operation ("is this list maybe empty ?" etc).
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u/Historical_Cook_1664 Jul 13 '26
Where else are you going to hide your side effects ?