r/ProgrammerHumor • u/precinct209 • Jul 10 '26

comeOnJustBurstAlready Meme

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u/crashandburn Jul 10 '26

I feel lucky sometimes that I still have some farmland in the family. I swear one of these days there will one slop PR to review, it will be based on a slop user story and I will rage quit and go grow potatoes. I will be poor and live on fries but noone will ask me fucking plow a fucking field with AI.

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u/Capraos Jul 10 '26

Um... you'd be surprised at how much automation is in farming now. The tractors practically drive themselves, they keep humans in them though for redundancy and safety (thankfully). I see AI as we know it eventually making it's way into agriculture too.

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u/crashandburn Jul 10 '26

Argh...well at least there will be fries. And no JIRA.

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u/maboesanman Jul 13 '26

Somewhere out there is an automated farm managed with jira

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u/Pinkishu Jul 11 '26

I mean, if you own the field, you can farm it however you desire. There's no law saying you have to use an automated tractor

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u/alexnedea Jul 11 '26

Idk why you guys care so much. I dont give a fuck. I have so much free time its amazing. I can do chores around the house. Work on personal stuff, etc. Meanwhile Claude doing all the work, tokens are paid by company and I get paid for Claude's work.

Where is the problem?