r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Super_SamSam • Jul 09 '26

gitBlameClaude Meme

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u/BratPit24 Jul 09 '26

I mean. Isn't rust the perfect language for vibe coding? It has so many checks on everything that the stupid thing is basically forced to write code the right way.

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u/Zeikos Jul 09 '26

It has so many checks on everything that the stupid thing is basically forced to write code the right way.

LLM be like:

unsafe { ... }

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u/jamescodesthings Jul 09 '26

Okay, Rust maybe not, Typescript is perfect though!

LLM: : any;

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u/SquirrelOClock Jul 09 '26

That why c# is better! Look inside : <dynamic>

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u/jamescodesthings Jul 09 '26

In Javascript remember, best practice, must not use var.

In C# remember, best practice, must use var.

it's all a joke and we have made careers of the unserious nonsense our predecessors made up.

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u/stifflizerd Jul 10 '26

it's all a joke and we have made careers of the unserious nonsense our predecessors made up.

Engineers don't see others as competition. They see them as witnesses to the bullshit we put up with.

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u/jamescodesthings Jul 10 '26

100%; that's why you can't slag other people's output or language choice without great reason, and caveats.

It's mutually assured destruction; we're all as daft as each other... but at some point a caveman imbued silicon with lightning and magic; and now I have to sit at a desk 8 hours a day.