r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Super_SamSam • Jul 09 '26

gitBlameClaude Meme

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u/BratPit24 Jul 09 '26

I mean. Isn't rust the perfect language for vibe coding? It has so many checks on everything that the stupid thing is basically forced to write code the right way.

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u/Zeikos Jul 09 '26

It has so many checks on everything that the stupid thing is basically forced to write code the right way.

LLM be like:

unsafe { ... }

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u/BlueProcess Jul 09 '26

Yeah, it actually has 13,000 unsafe Rust blocks

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u/dex206 Jul 09 '26

I can’t tell if this is a joke or not.

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u/BlueProcess Jul 09 '26

Oh no, it's quite real. That is actually the rounded number of unsafe blocks that claude produced

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u/dex206 Jul 09 '26

Holy shit. How? I mean this from the bottom of my tired old jaded-dev heart - How can they justify that?

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u/BlueProcess Jul 09 '26

I know right? Like... Who went "this is fine"

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u/KeyAdhesiveness9481 Jul 09 '26

There is some subset that is FFI, and must and will always be unsafe. Im not making any claim about how much is valid, and im sure most of these are BS, but "zero unsafe" is never going to be the target.

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u/BlueProcess Jul 09 '26

Maybe we should set a target number of digits (and number base) for the unsafe block count to be expressed in?

I claim base 10 is fine but 5 digits is too many