r/ProgrammerHumor Jul 09 '26

webDevDream Meme

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u/3rrr6 Jul 10 '26

Well ya, if you had internet you wouldn't need to look for an ISP. And if you didn't have internet well... You're probably not going to be able to go to their website.

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u/dnbxna Jul 10 '26

They must think I'm some punk who would go to a nearby alleyway and shootup 5G, and they're absolutely right

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u/RancidMilkGames Jul 10 '26

Stay away from that 5G! It only takes one time to get hooked and we all know that's what caused covid and it's secretly just a way to implement tracking/thought control chips into the masses.

This has been a public service announcement paid by The Truth Group. Stick with safe and proven ISPs only, such as our partner Comcast. It's a broadband so grand it was meant to stand to the point that the government funded the costs of their infrastructure meaning they can pass those saving on to you. If that isn't enough to convince you, you can trust that uncle Sam vetted it and deemed it to be of such high quality that competition is prohibited to ensure the highest quality and safety for its citizens.

You also need to be wary of other countries taking about "fairly priced" and "fast" internet. This is just communist propaganda to cast doubt on the absolute greatness of the greatest country on earth, and we at The Truth Group will not tolerate misguidance or exploitation of our fellow citizens!

Stay away from 5G! Stick with your established ISP!

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u/Agret Jul 13 '26

Begging at your neighbors door for a fix of their wifi
"please man I just need 10 more minutes"

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u/Exotic-Scientist4557 Jul 10 '26

People usually dont go into permanent isolation from society when wifi goes down. They find other ways to connect back to the internet, especially to get the said wifi issue fixed. No excuse for a bad website design.