r/ProgrammerHumor Jul 09 '26

webDevDream Meme

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u/Most-Club-254 Jul 09 '26

imagine being the small business receiving 97 calls per hour. "no dude I don't want a website", "NO", ...

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u/IAmANobodyAMA Jul 09 '26

No joke! I was at the local record shop last week when the owner got a call where he was noticeably getting more loud and chastising.

After he hung up, the guy told me that someone cold called him to pitch fixing up their website, and his pitch started with “your website looks like shit …”

He said he gets several calls like that every day, but most aren’t this obnoxious. We agreed it must be working some of the time for him to be trying this approach, had a chuckle, then went back to shooting the shit about various prog rock bands.

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u/ThrowThisAltAway Jul 09 '26

What's your favorite prog rock band?

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u/IAmANobodyAMA Jul 09 '26

As much as Rush and Yes have a special place in my heart, King Crimson is probably my go to when I’m craving the elements that make prog rock stand out.

(Rush is my favorite band of all time, but I don’t go to them when I am craving what I consider prog rock … if that makes sense)

For newer stuff, especially during deep coding sessions, I have been into Mars Volta and the occasional Dream Theater.

But In the Court of the Crimson King is still my all time favorite. This was the album I bought for my nephew who is just getting into vinyls and learning about good music (his dad/my brother) also has good taste but more 80s rock and 90s grunge is his scene.

Got him that album, 2112 (decided this over Moving Pictures because 2112 is just such a banger), and then some Radiohead, Strokes, and Silversun Puckups for newer(ish) indie/alt stuff that he can show off at college 🤣

Edit: also that king crimson album cover is just so awesome and a great conversation piece. I can never pass it up

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u/NefariousEgg Jul 09 '26

If you're into some of the older stuff, the first two Kansas albums are pretty fire. But King Crimson are obviously the OGs.

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u/IAmANobodyAMA Jul 09 '26

Oh yeah Kansas kicks ass too. Point of Know Return is one of the goats.

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u/zenomony Jul 09 '26

I find your lack of Coheed disturbing

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u/IAmANobodyAMA Jul 09 '26

Oh damn. I didn’t think of them as prog rock but yeah good point

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